24|your pets

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The pet you own once you're married

Finn|

- This is Gucci - Yes, you named her fucking Gucci - Gucci is a Border Collie x Australian Shepherd - Gucci is your baby and if anyone hurt her you two would personally kill them - you guys teach her lots of tricks - you spoil her - Finn actually ...

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- This is Gucci
- Yes, you named her fucking Gucci
- Gucci is a Border Collie x Australian Shepherd
- Gucci is your baby and if anyone hurt her you two would personally kill them
- you guys teach her lots of tricks
- you spoil her
- Finn actually orders her a custom made Gucci collar
- you let her sleep in your bed despite her having her own bed

Richie|

- Meet Bitch- Despite the name, Richie loves Bitch- He takes photos like this ^^- You guys love to play with her and make her little bird treats - You really wanted a cockatiel so he got her for you- Sometimes he thinks you love her more- But he r...

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- Meet Bitch
- Despite the name, Richie loves Bitch
- He takes photos like this ^^
- You guys love to play with her and make her little bird treats
- You really wanted a cockatiel so he got her for you
- Sometimes he thinks you love her more
- But he really loves Bitch

Boris|

- That's Prince - He bought him while he was drunk - He woke up the next morning like "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?"- You convinced him to keep Prince - Boris is so scared Prince will bite him - Eventually he learns to love Prince and he spoils him with...

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- That's Prince
- He bought him while he was drunk
- He woke up the next morning like "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?"
- You convinced him to keep Prince
- Boris is so scared Prince will bite him
- Eventually he learns to love Prince and he spoils him with food and cuddles

Tyler|

- This is Finn the white tree frog - Yes, Finn

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- This is Finn the white tree frog
- Yes, Finn.
- He thought it'd be funny to say 'This is Finn the frog'
- little does he know...
- You guys love Finn
- You love putting hats on him
- He is 100% baby

Miles|

- This is Beelzebub - You guys call her B - She showed up outside on a stormy night so ofc you took her in - What did you expect?- Miles is soft for her - You guys loves to play games with her - She's only nice to you, Miles, and Flora - Flora LOV...

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- This is Beelzebub
- You guys call her B
- She showed up outside on a stormy night so ofc you took her in
- What did you expect?
- Miles is soft for her
- You guys loves to play games with her
- She's only nice to you, Miles, and Flora
- Flora LOVES Beelzebub

Trevor|

- Meet Pumpkin - you adopted her on Halloween - She's a Dwarf Hotot Rabbit - Her eyeliner is better than anyone's ever will be -  You guys love letting her run around your bed while you're laying down - you put bows around on her neck and let her ...

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- Meet Pumpkin
- you adopted her on Halloween
- She's a Dwarf Hotot Rabbit
- Her eyeliner is better than anyone's ever will be
- You guys love letting her run around your bed while you're laying down
- you put bows around on her neck and let her wear pumpkin hats
- Pumpkin loves to sit in Trevor's curly hair
- You die inside every time you walk in on that because how fucking cute is that
- You guys saw her at an adoption center and they said they were going to put her down so you bought her at the speed of light

Guys I want a cockatiel, white tree frog, and an Egyptian tort so fucking bad.

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