𝐒𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐋𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 ✦ 𝐖𝐨𝐥𝐟𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐝

113| fake pregnancy test

Finn|
- he's mortified
- just stares at it for a long time
- "is it really real?"
- he was really trying to decide how to act
- he started to pace and you couldn't help but laugh
- "What? Why're you laughing?"
- "it's a fake. don't stress out bub!"
- he felt like he could breathe again
- "fuck you."

Richie|
- he was happy
- he wanted little shits around the house
- "no way! seriously?"
- you felt so bad
- "it was supposed to be a prank... I didn't know you wanted kids so bad..."
- he was kinda sad
- but hey, he can wait for you
- because he wuvs you 🥺

Boris|
- "no."
- "you can't say no Boris, it's your fault."
- he was freaking out
- he couldn't be a dad
- I mean, how the fuck does he provide for three? he can barely get by with only two!
- "oh god... oh my god... no, Y/n. no, I can't. I can't I can't I can't. please, it's just joke. not now, later. please later."
- you never thought he'd react like that
- "it's a joke! it's just a joke."
- he just stops dead
- "fuck you."
- you guys got in a biiiiiiiiiiiiiig fight
- but eventually you resolved it :)

Tyler|
- confused
- "you're... pregnant?"
- "mhm..."
- "with... my baby?"
- you laughing so fucking hard inside
- "yes."
- he stares at the pregnancy test for ever
- eventually he wipes the second line away
- "haha, very funny."
- you were confused as to how tf he knew
- "I didn't. I just wiped the line away on accident."
- it was funny while it lasted

Miles|
- "cool."
- he is the master of giving 0 fucks
- watch out Stan, he's coming for your brand
- "you aren't worried?"
- "nope, we'll be great parents."
- that made you so happy for some reason
- he was going to tell Flora and Ms.Grose
- you panicked
- "wait! it was a joke!"
- "really?"
- hard sex

Trevor|
- "why?"
- you wanted to laugh so hard
- "what do you mean why Trev?"
- he was having a mental breakdown internally
- "are you okay Trevor?"
- "can I have a hug..."
- of course you gave him one
- you felt bad
- he started to cry
- then you felt REALLY bad
- so you told him
- "don't cry! I'm sorry, it was a joke! it's not real! see!"
- he was kinda mad
- but he loves you a lot so not for long

Bobert|
- like Miles
- it doesn't negatively affect him
- he's pretty chill about it
- "it was a joke!"
- he pretended to be surprised to make you happy
- he kinda figured it out already though
- he just likes your laugh
- it's cute so, he always wants to hear it uwu