4. musicals. that's the title

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this is my favourite chapter ever written so far :)

musicals for life biotch

antisepticeye:
Are we gonna have a problem?

PrinceRoman:
You got a bone to pick?

antispeticeye:
You've come so far. Why now are you pulling on my dick?

PrinceRoman:
I'd normally slap your face off

antispeticeye:
and everyone here could watch

PrinceRoman:
But i'm feeling nice

antispeticeye:
Here's some advice

PrinceRoman:
Listen up, biotch!

antispeticeye:
I like!

Darkiplier:
Peace and quiet. Shut up with your musical shit

broaverage.dad:
wait

That was part of a musical?

It sounded like the two were having a conversation?

AnxiousSphereOfAnxiety:
they just finished listening to the whole soundtrack of heathers for the fifteenth time today

and i mean the whole soundtrack

themagnificent:
Is that the one where there are three girls with same name (Heathers) and Veronica Sawyer joins the group, falls in love with this JD guy, the two kill Heather Chandler, soon kill Ram Sweeney + Kurt Kelly and then crazy shit happens - Veronica knows that JD is psycho, commits fake death, stops JD from blowing up Westerberg High and then somehow Veronica saves the whole school gets watched Chandler, Kurt, Ram and JD did in front of her?

PrinceRoman:
...

yeah?

themagnificent:
Knew it. Just saying, the film's better than the musical.

antispeticeye:
okay, if you think the film is better the musical...

themagnificent:
what are you doing, Anti?

antispeticeye:
wAvInG tHrOuGh a wInDoW!!

PrinceRoman:
oN tHe oUtSiDe, aLwAyS lOoKiNg iN

nerdy wolverine:
Great.

Now they're singing Dear Evan Hansen.

PrinceRoman:
You just don't know when to appreciate art, Logan!

jjjj:
wait! i got one song that everyone might know!

PrinceRoman:
Take it away, JJ!

jjjj:
I am hanging in the bathroom at the biggest party of the fall

PrinceRoman:
I could stay right here or disappear

antispeticeye:
and nobody'd even notice at all

jjjj:
I'm a creeper in a bathroom 'cause my buddy kinda left me alone

PrinceRoman:
but I'd rather fake pee then stand awkwardly

antispeticeye:
or pretend to check a text on my phone

jjjj:
Everything felt fine when I was half of a pair

PrinceRoman:
and through no fault of mine

antispeticeye:
there's no other half there

jjjj:
Now I'm just

Darkiplier:
I will seriously mute the chat and block half of you if you don't shut up.

PrinceRoman:
Michael in the bathroom

DARK! TOU IDIOT!! YOU RUINED THE CHAIN!!!!

yourworstNATEmare:
Tou

PrinceRoman:
SHUT UL SIREN!!

yourworstNATEmare:
🚨🚫

stabbystabstab:
what does that mean?

yourworstNATEmare:
can't say. Roman told me to shut up

nerdy wolverine:
You just said something though.

yourworstNATEmare:
...

SHIT!

~ 5:55 pm ~

wwarfstache:
Speaking of Heathers, you haven't watched the film - have ya Marv?

themagnificent:
Wrong

I watched the film last night and can I just say - the plot of the musical is different to the film

stabbystabstab:
Go on then, what's different about the musical and film?

themagnificent:
Well firstly, it is obvious that in the film it was actually JD who barged in Veronica's bedroom and the two ended up outside playing croquet (they actually do "things" instead) where in the musical it is said/stated during Dead Girl Walking that Veronica has the idea to go to JD's house (which how she did know where he lived?) through the window and once again do "things"

basically that is the only thing my brain could come up with last night while I was trying to sleep

ALSO: in Shine A Light (reprise) - was it about H. Duke's threats getting to H. McNamara's head or did Duke actually go to the bathroom and say all those thngs to McNamara? My mind is so confused!!!

PrinceRoman:
Marvin

hOw dArE yOu rUiN a peRfeCt mUsIcAl!!

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