im a cow

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Losers Club 🎈

b_b_bitch: yo @ hoe_ly_boi

hoe_ly_boi: ?

b_b_bitch: nothing, just wanted attention :)

mikeyuwu: ship :)

hoe_ly_boi: mike istg-

trxshmouth: yoooooo

spaghetti_head: nooooooo

trxshmouth: meanie :'(

spaghetti_head: hehe :)

january_embers: idk @ mikeyuwu, I kinda ship this too.

hay_boi: same

mikeyuwu: same

hoe_ly_boi: yep

b_b_bitch: I tHiNk wE aLL sHiP rEdDiE

spaghetti_head: no tf we don't

hoe_ly_boi: yes tf we do

trxshmouth: I'm going to "where I asked" y'all want anything?

mikeyuwu: reddie :)

trxshmouth: bitch that item is currently unavailable

january_embers: when WILL it be available?

spaghetti_head: never ever

hay_boi: "never say never"-justin beaver or whateverthefuck

b_b_bitch: i wanna touch on you 😳 you see 👀 me in my room 😏 wish you were here right now 👉👈 all of the things I'd do 🥴🤪

hoe_ly_boi: bill stfu

hay_boi: IS YOU INTO THAT? 🤪

trxshmouth: LETS BREAK THE INTERNETTTT 😤

hoe_ly_boi: omfg

spaghetti_head: OHHH WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVEEE

mikeyuwu: LIVING IN THE FUTURE

january_embers: BLINGING ON MY HOTLINE

hoe_ly_boi: i hate you all

spaghetti_head: no you don't you just don't wanna join the doja jam

trxshmouth: what song should we do next?

hoe_ly_boi: fine I'll join this one

hay_boi: moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moooo

b_b_bitch: yeah bitch I'm a cow

hoe_ly_boi: bitch im a cow

trxshmouth: im not a cat

spaghetti_head: I don't say meow

january_embers: bitch im a cow bitch I'm a cow bitch I'm a cow bitch I'm a cow

mikeyuwu: I go moooooo

hay_boi: moooooooo

b_b_bitch: mooooo

hoe_ly_boi: mooooo

trxshmouth: yeah, i said bitch I'm too smooootthhhhh

spaghetti_head: I'm not in the moooooooooddddd

january_embers: tryna make movessss

mikeyuwu: tryna make mooovesss

hay_boi: okay im bored

trxshmouth: dang it ben you ruined it >:(

hay_boi: sowwy :((((

spaghetti_head: bichie can you call me rn its important

trxshmouth: bet
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Incoming call from CheeChee...

Richie: yooooo.

Eddie: can I ask you something?

Richie: shoot.

Eddie: if you were gay and I mean IF not saying you are...but if you were... would you date me? Be honest.

Richie: yeah

Eddie: really?

Richie: yeah, you're the cutest guy I know.

Eddie: I...I am?

Richie: totally bro

Eddie: OK thank you! (gay panic)

Call Ended
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Losers Club 🎈

trxshmouth: that was weird...

hoe_ly_boi: ??? why? what happened?

trxshmouth: thats private information bucko :)

b_b_bitch: bet they kissed

hay_boi: ...what?

hoe_ly_boi: ...over the phone?

b_b_bitch: telekenesis

mikeyuwu: not to be rude but you sound dumb as fuck

january_embers: agreed wtf

spaghetti_head: bruh if I had telekinesis half of y'all would be exposed just sayin

trxshmouth: i thought you already had it

spaghetti_head: what?

trxshmouth: you know, cuz your forehead is so big

january_embers: wow-

mikeyuwu: eye-

spaghetti_head: DISRESPECTFULLL

hoe_ly_boi: richie-

spaghetti_head: don't be fucking 👜 rude 🤬

trxshmouth: are you kidding me? 😨

spaghetti_head: istg 😡👜

trxshmouth: stAHP 😰

hoe_ly_boi: a mess-

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