KOOKV ONESHOTS

Nude beach 3

I know I said this was gonna be short but there's so much words on the other ones I can't take it!

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"His skin was so soft.."

"Whose skin?"

Jungkook heard a voice from the door, a familiar one really

"C'mon open the door"

Jungkook was listening to her voice, WHO TF IS THIS?!

"Sorry who are-"

Going back from memory it suddenly popped

"..._______?"

"Yeeeesssss?"
"By the way can you open the door?!"

"Don't worry"

Jungkook got out the bathroom, looking at his best friend

"Remember me?!"

"Yeah, it's been a while.."

"By the way, YOUR BOYFRIEND IS SO CUTE HES THE MOST AMAZING CREATURE HUMAN IVE EVER SEEN!!"

"Chill out, remember your from a different planet, that's why he looks different"

"I know, but it's just, he's not like the others, I felt a vibe from him, it felt he's...not human, be careful...bye!"

And then she left

'Who is Taehyung really?'

The message went in his thoughts over and over

'Taehyung has to be 100% human! Right?'

"Jungkook!!"

"I- oh yeah?"

"Look at my skin it's turning purple! I think the waters cold, we should go home"

"Yeah, bring your legs out the water"

Taehyung brought his legs out the water

"OW-"

Taehyung put his legs back in the water, quickly

"M-my legs are m-merging together..."

"Huh?"

Jungkook looked at Taehyungs legs, then seeing as he grew an extra tail at the side

"A s-siren.."

"Jungkook, leave please, I don't want you to get hurt-"

"No! You think I'm going to leave you hear while you turn into a entirely different creature?!"

"Please stop yelling.."

"You're right, I should stop yelling at you, but your skin it's-"

"Purple, I know, I have eyes"
"Sit down Jungkook"

"Okay.."

"Look at the water..it's sparkling"
"Look at your legs"

Jungkook saw his legs merge together, growing an extra tail as well

"Well dang it, now we can't have sex!-"

"What?"

"Oh never mind..."

"Your crazy!"

"Huh?"

"We can make out at least!"

Taehyung grabbed Jungkooks face

(Lower down, because he's shorter than Jungkook here)

Taehyungs hands soon wrapped around Jungkook neck

Jungkook put his hands on Taehyung's ᵗᵉᵉⁿʸ ᵗⁱⁿʸ waist, trailing down, forgetting they have tails

(Dumbass)

Jungkook felt Taehyungs scales, and it felt very real

"Mmh"
"J-Jungkook..."

"Ah, so that's a sensitive spot, thanks"

Jungkook was just talking a walk (with his fingers) on Taehyung's tail

"MOM THERES 2 GAY SIRENS COME LOOK MOM-"

"Oh my god!!! SHUT UP CHILD!"

Taehyung was blushing intensely

"Hold on.. JENNIE COME HERE!!"

"Yaaa"

"Are these the 2 mean you heard in the bathroom?"

"Yeaah..."
"Hold on"
"He's purple, and purple is a poison color, that means he's mean right?"

Taehyung wanted to slap this kid, he's not mean he's-

He's mean, he shouldn't get mad cause of a 6 year old

BUT MAYBE HE SHOULD

Taehyung somehow controlled one of his tails to slap the 2 girls to their mom

There mom is probably going to wanna talk the the government about how her annoying brats yeeted against her from the sky

"Ok better now"

"You threw 2 children in the sky what-"

"That was cool though"

"Not as cool as me" [insert kissy face jungkook]

"No way, not happening right now! Les go for a swim and see if we can find more of us!"

"Ok fine..that's so boring tho"

"At least we can kill people carelessly, we're sirens, we sing, lure, kill, it's a cycle of life"

(Did y'all know my grandma actually met a real siren, and she was 10, she could've been killed young, my mom told me that my grandma heard a voice and walked towards it, leaving her dad behind (cleaning the trash himself) and on there she saw a big lady, who had happened to be purple, and big eyes, but the woman leaped into the air and swam off, my grandma was so shocked, I wish I could hear the story from her, but I can't even speak my own language, I'm speaking baby language)

"Yknow Taehyung, that's really violent, you realize we were humans too"

"So what, we were meant to be with the water, and also, why did you pack a condom?"

"How did you know..?"

"It dropped out your bag while we were walking to the area we set our stuff at"

"It will be carried away by the sea, and new people will go there, become us"

"Look there's something down there! Let's go check it out!"

"Okay Taehyung! Wait up!"

And so they swam off, living their new life

The end 👉👈 you may hate me but I was at Starbucks when I was writing, and that's when they turned to sirens, Starbucks gives inspiration 👉👈 how touching