Last time, on Dragon Ball Z, Y/N announced that she and the Bakusquad would 'go on a coffee date or some shit like that'
And since your author is a lazy ass, she has decided to skip this part (and also because no one answered her question 😭😭😭 plz she's just lonely asf) and go straight to the aftermath.
Class Juan Gay
pimp👑 has entered the chatroom!
pimp👑
SJAJAJAJAJAJA WTF HAPPENED I STILL CAN'T PROCESS SHITMina Assido
me neither queen, me neither 🤣🤣Baguette looking ass bitch
May I ask what happened?
Also, Y/N, my queen, can I please get sparkles next to my nickname?pimp👑
yes, of coursepimp👑 has changed Baguette looking ass bitch to King👑✨✨!
pimp👑
anything for you my king ❤
and if you were wondering...
eijiro you tell themHardest Softie Around
K
So it started when we went to the coffee shop Y/N likes
We started talking like normal people until Y/N slapped Kaminari's butt while he was walking to get another coffeeTentacruel
Sounds like a Y/N thing 🤦♂️pimp👑
WAIT
WAIT A DIGGLY DARN SECOND EIJI
I KNOW THIS IS OFF SUBJECT BUT
WHO TF PUT YOUR NAME AS TENTA'CRUEL'???!1!Tentacruel
I think it was Mineta or somethingpimp👑
WHAT IN THE WORLD
BBY YOU'RE NOT CRUEL, YOU DESERVE THE WORLDpimp👑 has changed Tentacruel to Tentacool😎
pimp👑
perfectionTentacool😎
Thanks b 🤧❤❤❤💖💖💕💕💞💞💞💕pimp👑
np b 🤧💖💖💖💖
anyways continue Eiji my loveHardest Softie Around
Thank you Y/N :D
So Y/N tapped the booty™
And Kaminari clearly flustered like the virgin he is, made a huge electric shock and burnt half of the coffee shop. Then Bakubro got mad and started unconsciously blowing up, which made some sort of tune
So Mina and I danced to the beat while Sero flung his tape at the ceiling fan
And Y/N said: Are we blowing shit up? Me too, me too! and got her huge cannon out and screaming 'BADOONKA' whil firing everywhere
*while
So we got kicked out, but we didn't have to pay for the damage because the person working at the café was really nice. We're not even banned, which is very surprising. Apparently it's because Y/N knows every employeeKing👑✨✨
This is so many words for my beautiful brain to process 😭😰Hardest Softie Around
Boo hoo hoo
Then we left while everyone was staring at the sky and pointing
It was weird asf so we didn't pay attention because why would we pay attention to retards pointing at an airplanepimp👑
DAMN, GO OFF HUBBYHardest Softie Around
Thanks for the support Y/N :)
After that, we suddenly heard a really loud voice screaming: 'THE HOT BAE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GROUP, WATCH OUT!'
Y/N was walking in the middle, and something rammed into her
So we look, shocked, and there's Hawks, standing on top of her. ON. TOP. OF. HER.
She looked at him and started crying. Hawks asked why she was crying and Y/N said: I wanted to be a top, fucking hell.
He laughed and helped her up as we heard screeching
There were reporters running like feral animals at him
He flew off and said 'bye hottie', and Y/N said 'bye you handsome thot'
Then we found a piece of paper on the groundTentacool😎
Let me guess, his number?pimp👑
you know it hoe ;)
now see ya i have a hottie to textpimp👑 has left the chatroom!
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Perfect Spy
I think I speak for everyone when I say...
what the fuckKermit
I mean, I'm proud for her but incredibly jealous at the same timeMomowo
Figures, you're her childhood friend, you have the best reason to be jealousMochi
Bitches stfu, this chicken nugget nobody is stealing my crush ever since day 3 at the USJ where she fucking carried me when I was tired. FUCKING. CARRIED. ME. I will murder that Hawks thotMochi has left the chatroom!
Suga but not really Suga
Uraraka acts so differently in text, I'm actually scared for Hawks' lifeBonesbgone
Y-yeah, but that's not the issue!! Y/N is texting a pro hero! Th-that's so cool!! (*^▽^*)Boom Boom Kaboom
You stutter over text? Tf are you, a furry roleplayer?Momowo
Look who found the way to caps lock lmao
Did I do that right?pimp👑 has entered the chatroom!
pimp👑
you're doing amazing sweetiepimp👑 has left the chatroom!
Robocop
Classmates, I know we are all mad about this encounter, but it is Aio's life, and she can do what she wants with it! If she faces the consequences, that is. This chatroom is closed for the day!Perfect Spy
But-Robocop
This chatroom is closed for the dayRobocop has closed the chatroom!
Holy shit this is so many words :0
Also, for the people wondering: wait Hawks (and Kamui lol) are adults, PEDOPHILIA. Well guess what my smartass did? That's right. Every love interest that's over 20 is now 18. And for the others that still think it's pedophilia, not with the Romeo and Juliet law! It's a law that allows an 18-year-old to be in a relationship with someone 2 years younger (or they could be older than that) than them without any legal problems. Hope that explains it, and if you still have concerns, don't hesitate to tell me :D
Anyways, I wanted to thank @I_wanna_yeet_myself and @KaminariLilSis for the votes and putting this book in your reading list.
I also wanna thank all of you lovelies for 58 reads now!!! And only 4 chapters (well five now but whatevs)!
Who do you want to be introduced next, after Hawks of course? Plz answer, I don,t bite, I just want friends😭👊
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