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Death By Glamour
Bby what happened?pimp👑
i went to buy McNuggies
and dropped my McNuggies on this guy's shirt and spilled grease
and he starts yelling at me so i tell him go fuck yourself dry ass penis boi
and he starts hitting me
and bitches crowd instead of calling the police so now i have bruises everywhere
whore's still hitting meWHERE'S YOUR FIGHTING SPIRIT R E E
OH FUCK NO
NO ONE HURTS WAIFU AND GETS AWAY WITH ITHuman massage chair
'Waifu'? Lmao u desperate as fuck
But I agreeTurtelnuck
:O
Fuck this bitch Imma hit themMeatball bish
Damn ok
WHERE'S YOUR FIGHTING SPIRIT R E E
Name, location, what he looks likepimp👑
ohmygod i can't-
his name is Deik Az Wai Loung HHJDGSFYFHJGJDNBFSJNJKBH W H E E Z E
i'm next to the Café Neko
he looks like if a hobo and Cardi B dressed him up
guys this might be bad
i'm starting to bleed everywhere
ppl are holding my hands behind my back with their quirks
and he's hitting meDeath By Glamour
We're all here, do you see us?pimp👑
yes
plz help i'm about to faint
everything's blackTurtelnuck
Holy shit I'm terrified
She never said there were three
That's so horrible and unfair
She looks like she's gonna diepimp👑
yo, my husband, carry me pls
everything metallic
i'm gonna die before tasting gordon ramsay's food this is so sad alexa play despacitoHuman massage chair
I'm coming Aio, hang tightMeatball bish
Guys I called the cops, we have to get Aio insideWHERE'S YOUR FIGHTING SPIRIT R E E
My house is right there, let's go
AND Aio STOP MAKING JOKES YOU'RE FAINTINGpimp👑
shut up u not my dad
u daddy 😏😏😏😏😏😏
wINk WOnK
hehehehe
bravo six going darkjhgjsftgyshjfkghnydkjhskdnhbDeath By Glamour
SHE FAINTED OHMYGOD
The popo's hereMeatball bish
Nakagame please stop crying
Shit I'm crying tooDeath By Glamour has closed the chatroom!
Hehe cliff hanger motherfuckers watchu gon do bout it 😎
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