One day there was a man who lived in the desert. It was very hot there, and he was thirsty. He went out of his house and to a cactus.
He went to cut the cactus down, but the cactus got angry. He didn't want to be cut down because he was just an innocent cactus. However, the man didn't listen, and he cut the cactus down anyway.
As the cactus was dying, it told the man that he would remember this forever, and that he too would be cut down for juice.
A day later, a man stumbled across the man's house, and asked him for the juice box he was drinking. The man who lived there said no, so the other dude pulled out a chainsaw and cut the man in half. He grabbed his Capri-sun and ran from the scene.
The man died, and the spirit of the cactus took over his body. Then the cactus lived happily ever after in his new home with his new body. He also got a girlfriend named Cactessica. The end.
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The Book of Random Crap
HumorSo pretty much I'm just gonna do whatever crap comes to mind, and write it in here. I guess it's a comedy, cause my brain's pretty strange sometimes. So enjoy I guess.
