Once upon a time there was a fairy named Bulldogalina. Her job was to hold up all the bridges in the world. She was known as the toughest of the fairies because of her buff and muscle filled build.
One day, she decided to run as the representative of fairyland. She was competing against Aaronburralina, who was running on the campaign subject of talking less and smiling more.
However, right before the election, a full on war broke out between fairyland and the fairyocean. Aaronburralina and Bulldogalina decided to join forces to fight their side of the war.
With all of the fairies united, they ended up defeating their adversaries with few casualties.
*4 years later*
Arronburralina shot Bulldogalina and Bulldogalina's husband, Deertheo, ended up hunting Aaronburralina down and defeated him in a dance battle.
The end.
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The Book of Random Crap
HumorSo pretty much I'm just gonna do whatever crap comes to mind, and write it in here. I guess it's a comedy, cause my brain's pretty strange sometimes. So enjoy I guess.
