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currently on iMessage:

fucknugget
mac
maaac
MAAAAAC ARE YOU THERE

meanie
yes damn hello
chill i was working

fucknugget
huh you work?

meanie
yeah i do
i keep helping out in a familys friends restaurant
hashtag waitress life

fucknugget
are you sure? or are you maybe just a 14 year old boy trying to catfish me

meanie
eww gross no
i'm a 16 year old GIRL
but how do i know YOURE not some creepy old man that wants to kill me

fucknugget
wow true
you don't even know what i look like ha
but fyi i'm a 17 year old BOY i'm not OLD

meanie
idk dude thats pretty old
and now i'm fucking curious
show me what you look like johnny depp

fucknugget
hm fine
just because i owe you for putting you in the gc

fucknuggethm finejust because i owe you for putting you in the gc

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it's a me
mario
and my dog

meanie
omg
wait
are you fr
like is that really you
or just some hot guy you got this from instagram or some shit

fucknugget
nope thats me!!!
i'm flattered you think i'm hot though

meanie
don't let it get to your head johnny depp
i'm still gonna be mean to you even though you're like
one of the hottest people i've ever seen in my entire life

fucknugget
okay i think THAT is an exaggeration

meanie
it's really not
like i live in LA i see many hot dudes but not many looking like THAT

fucknugget
omg you live in LA???
me too wtaf

meanie
omg no u r gonna kidnap me
nevermind
i didn't say that

fucknugget
i'm not gonna kidnap you mac
maybe hayden will tho
but i won't

meanie
wow that's reassuring
fucker

fucknugget
HEY thats mean
what happened to me being one of the hottest people you've ever seen?

meanie
i said i wouldn't stop being mean to you even though you're hot
its equality fucker

fucknuggets contactname has been changed to fucker

fucker
stop calling me that :((

meanie
never fucker :))

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fucknugget, fucker all the same isn't it?
also what do you think about hayden kidnapping kenzie xD

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