hubby wait what pregnant like you have a small human growing inside you and it's mine???
wifey thats kinda what pregnant means babe and who else's would it be???
hubby idk man like an accidental insemination like jane the virgin
wifey no i am pregnant w/ ur small baby child u kno when a man loves a woman v much and he sticks is cockolini alfredo into her pasta bowl and then a ravioli comes out of her pasta bowl 9 months later
hubby r u fucking kidding me cockolini alfredo??? pasta bowl???? ravioli?????
wifey yes anyway are you happy about this news or??????
hubby ofc i'm overjoyed but i can't believe you just referred to a penis and a vagina as a cockolini alfredo and a pasta bowl and a baby as a ravioli
wifey okay let it go m8
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7 months later
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@kenzorlando welcome to the world Blair Lorena Orlando. i am vv glad i didn't take johnny's suggestion of naming you ravioli. 3,7382 likes
@johnnyorlando: why tf are u on instagram you just gave birth #nochillkenzie
@haydensummerall: THE FIRST TINY LITTLE JENZIE BABY IS HERE I HAVE DIBS ON GODFATHER | @kenzorlando: then go to the hospital fam???
@annieangel: i'm still lonely isn't that awkward? | @asherangel: ARE U F KIDDING ME??
@asherangel: okay now that u hoes are are married its ur turn to be this cute @carsonlueders @madslueders | @madslueders: go f urself ugly | @carsonlueders: i thought we already were??? awkward????
