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Janis: *Crying*

Damian: I will destroy every aspect of the known universe and burn whatever remains to ash in order to be sure I eradicated whatever hurt you!

Janis: I'd... rather have a hug

Damian: Oh, of course!

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Cady: *holding hands with Aaron*

Someone: You like him, huh?

Cady: yes

*later*

Cady: *Holding hands with Janis*

Someone: So you like her now?

Cady: Yes!

Someone: I don't get it! Who do you like? Boys? Girls?

Cady: YES!

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Janis: I want a divorce.

Cady: But we're not even married!

Janis: AND WHOSE FAULT IS THAT?

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Janis: I've been dropping subtle hints that I like Cady.

Cady: *Walks up to Janis* Hey Janis!

Janis: I can't stand you.

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Gretchen: It's called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli!

Karen, staring blankly at the wall: I know what I saw...

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Damian: Cady, what did I say about comparing yourself to people?

Cady: To do it and always make sure I'm better

Damian: No, that's Regina.

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Judge: How do you plead?

Karen: *Looks at Regina*

Regina: *Mouths 'Not Guilty'*

Karen: Hot milky.

Regina: Oh, just lock her up already!

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