Eight

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by Barrett_Love_Forever

by Barrett_Love_Forever

Regina: Is there a word that's a mix between angry and sad?

Cady: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolate.

Karen: Smad.

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Cady: Aw, you guys are like the king and queen of North Shore.

Janis: As long as I get to be the king.

Damian: I wanna be the queen!

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Regina: Cady, my arch nemesis.

Janis: I thought I was your arch nemesis.

Regina: I have a life outside of you, Janis.

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Damian: Hey Janis, are you free on Friday night, like around 8:00?

Janis: Yes?

Damian: What about you Cady?

Cady: Yes, I am.

Damian: Great, because I'm not, but you two can go out without me. Enjoy your date!

Janis: Did he just-

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Cady, giving everyone a small piece of the crown: You're all stars, equally shining and spectacular.

Cady, giving the entire rest of the crown to Janis: Except you, you are the sun.

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Cady: I don't want to hurt his feelings.

Janis: Hurt his feel- do you just walk around all day thinking about other people's feelings?

Cady: Yeah, don't you?

Janis: No. How do you ever get anything done?

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Janis, hungover: I know it sounds like I'm joking, but I really feel like I'm actually gonna die.

Damian: You used to be so into dying. Remember when you dug your own grave in the backyard?

Janis: is it still there because I'm ready!