Janis: And now for a gay update with Damian Hubbard.
Damian: Getting gayer.
Janis: Thank you, Damian.
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Damian: For your information, most people that meet me, don't know that I'm gay.
Cady: Blind and deaf people know you're gay.
Janis: Dead people know you're gay.
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Damian: Janis, tell her about the birds and the bees.
Janis(To Cady): They're disappearing at an alarming rate.
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Aaron: How do you sleep at night?
Regina: In silk sheets rolling naked in money!
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Regina: What are you working on?
Janis: Not throwing you out a window.
Regina: How's it going?
Janis: Not so good.
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Damian: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?
Janis: I'm a kNiFe
Cady: *From the other room* She's a little spoon.
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Damian: They'll be here tonight as the sun has cast it's last shadow upon the Earth and the crescent moon has risen above the eastern ridge.
Cady: So... like, nine o' clock?
Damian: *sighs* Yes, Caddy. They'll be here at nine.
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