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season 4 part 11:under attack

Everyone takes off towards the explosion

Y/n:what's going on

Soi fon appears beside y/n and yoruichi appears beside her rukia is on the other side of y/n as the captains are surrounding them and Ichigo is just behind y/n

Soi fon:thats the building where we keep recorders it seems you were right about them trying to get rid of all evidence of munamasa's existence

Y/n:damn

The group flash step their once they arrive The squad two lieutenant who is a fatass is on the ground Ichigo is now fight his zanpakuto who is also fat y/n as looked where a hole was and it seems ikakiku was fighting his zanpakuto but lost

His zanpakuto left y/n looks up to see

Y/n:byakuya kuchiki

Byakuya looks at y/n before turning around and flash stepping away

Y/n:STOP

Y/n flash steps after him

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Y/n is flash stepping through the woods and byakuya is in front of him flash stepping away

Byakuya:............

Byakuya looks back and see's y/n close behind him

Y/n:don't think your get away from me

Suddenly cherry blossoms appear infront of y/n who quickly puts his hand on Claudius as the cherry blossoms completely engulf y/n

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Y/n:haaaaaaa!!!!!

Fire bursts from the ball of cherry blossoms as y/n falls and onto one knee to the ground cuts on his attire but not on his body y/n gets up and looks around to see nothing but trees

Y/n:Damn it where did you go byakuya

??? :now snap

Y/n raises Claudius up in the air and points the sword towards the sound of the voice as fire erupts from the blade and create a circle and blocks the attack

Y/n:how the hell

Amaya:instinct.... Your welcome my king praise me after this

Claudius:that's not fair it's my fire I should he praised

Caliber:now isn't the time for that and please praise me after to I didn't help but it wouldn't be fair

Two girls walk out of the woods y/n looks at them two see one girl is petite and is wearing a kimono the other girl is has a tail and seems to be covered with fur or some kind of clothing

Y/n:who are you

Tobuime:I am the zanpakuto Tobuime

Hainako:and I'm the zanpakuto hainako and your pretty cute

Amaya:....................

CALIBER:...........................

CLAUDIUS:...................................

All three yell in rage at this they don't know this chick and she's hitting on their king/master/performer who the fuck does she think she is

Tobuime:do you ever not act like a sad old women begging for attention

Hainako:at least I have boobs

Hainako graps Tobuime's chest and moves her hand in circles

Hainako:flat

Smack

Tobuime had given Hainako a upper cut

Tobuime:I have breast you stupid cat I'm petite that doesn't mean I don't have breasts

Hainako jumps back up

Hainako:meow hehehe

Y/n:Uhhhhhh soo can I just like go

Tobuime:No

Tobuime sends a ball of fire at y/n who dodges it by jumping into a tree

Hainako:hey I got it first one to take him down to the ground is the hottest

Tobuime: ..... What.......

Hainako:scared I'll win

Tobuime:.. NO I was just thought you would like to take back your words before they bite you after all your so old theirs no way your take him down

Hainako:we're see

Y/n:great this is just what I needed

There you go guys let me know what you think in the comments

That's fucking timing right there

Hope you liked the chapter