Magic Animal Club: Truth or Dare!

#6

Emily: Helloooooo everybody, and welcome to a Magic Animal Club: Truth or Dare!

Heidi: Hi there.

Emily: I'm here joined by Heidi!!!!

Heidi: Hurry up and do the dare.

Emily: You want me to forget your challenge, don't you?

Heidi: *looking nervously around the room* Um... No! Why would you think that?

Emily: *looking suspicious* Mmm... Never mind. Today our dare is from Gigi_the_unicorn!

Gigi: Hi again!

Emily: So how've you been?

Gigi: Great! The sun is shining and the authors are writing!

Emily: Nice poem. And Heidi, no I haven't forgotten for a second time.

Heidi: *crossing her arms* Well, hurry up and tell me what it is.

Emily: I want you to... smear mud all over yourself.

Heidi: I'm not smearing one drop of mud on me.

Emily: *grabs a bucket of mud* Well, then I'll do it for you!

*MUD FIGHT!*

Emily: *dripping with mud, angry look on her face* Gigi, what's the damn dare?

Gigi: I dare Squid to sing Fabulous from High School Musical!

Heidi: Ok, well get Squid to hurry up so I can take a shower.

Emily: Bring in Squid!

Squid: *walks in with a sour expression on his face* What's the dare?

Gigi: I dare you to sing Fabulous from High School Musical!

Squid: *looks around nervously* Well, there's only a few people around...

*Play Song*

Squid: *in really girly voice* It's out with the old and in with the new
Goodbye clouds of gray, hello skies of blue
A dip in the pool, a trip to the spa
Endless days in my chaise
The whole world according to moi
(Excuse me?
Thank you!)
Iced tea imported from England
Lifeguards imported from Spain
Towels imported from Turkey
And turkey imported from Maine

Squid and Emily, Heidi and Gigi: We're gonna relax and renew!

Squid: You. Go. Do!
I want fabulous, that is my simple request
All things fabulous, bigger and better and best
I need something inspiring to help me get along
I need a little fabulous, is that so wrong?
Fetch me my Jimmy Choo flip-flops
Where is my pink Prada tote?
I need my Tiffany hairband
And then I can go for a float

Emily,Heidi and Gigi: Summer like never before!

Squid: I want more!

Emily, Heidi and Gigi: He wants fabulous, that is his simple request
All things fabulous, bigger and better and best
He needs something inspiring to help him get along
He needs a little fabulous, is that so wrong?
Fabulous pool, fabulous splash
Fabulous parties even fabulous trash
Fabulous fashion, fabulous bling
He's got to have fabulous everything

Squid: Nothing to discuss!!

Squid and Emily, Heidi and Gigi: Everything's got to be perfect for-

Squid: Me!!

Emily, Heidi and Gigi: He wants fabulous, that is his simple request
All things fabulous, bigger and better and best
He needs something inspiring to help him get along
He needs a little fabulous, is that so wrong?

Squid: This won't do, that's a bore
That's insulting, I need more
I need, I need, I need, I need, I need, I need
I need fabulous

Emily, Heidi and Gigi: I want fabulous!!!!

Emily, Heidi and Gigi: Bring me fabulous hair, fabulous style
Fabulous eyes and that fabulous smile

Squid: Oh, I like what I see, I like it a lot!

Emily, Heidi and Gigi: Is this absolutely fabulous?

Squid: Absolutely....... not.

Squid: *flirtingly* Nice backup singing ladies...

Heidi: *disgusted* Go away. I'm going to have a shower!

Emily: Wait!

Heidi: Nope! I can't stay like this for one more minute! I'm outta here! *walks away to have shower*

Emily: Well, then thanks Gigi for the very entertaining dare!

Gigi: No problem!

Squid, Gigi and Emily: Byeeeeeee!

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Producer: Oh my goodness! We got 100 million hits on YouTube for Squid and backup singing Fabulous from High School Musical!

Squid: *angry and shocked* What???!!!!!