Mo Dao Zu Shi (Truth or Dare)

Dare #1

Author:All right gay men! Listen up!

Lan Qiren:Who said i'm gay?

Author:Wen Ruohan's corpse. Why?

Lan Qiren:*Silent*..

Wei Wuxian:Wen Ruohan came back as a fierce corpse?! *eyes turned red*

Author:No! No! I was joking.

Wei Wuxian:*calmed down*

Author:Anyways, i wanna introduce myself first. My name is Nalanie. Nice to meet you all.

All of them:Nalanie?

Author:Yeah. Nalanie, why?

Lan Xichen:*smiling* May we know what is this young maiden's last name?

Author:'Ah shit. I forgot about it. They're chinese and i'm half british and half filipino. But oh well.' My family name is Na and my name is LaNie.

Lan Jingyi:You got one weird name. Na LaNie.

Jin Ling:Hey! Courtesy L-A-N Jingyi.

Lan Jingyi:Shut up!

Author:Ehh. Just call me A-nie (It's pronounced Nye unlike the 'Nie' in the nalanie.)

All of them: Ok!

A-Nie:Ok. As all of you know, this is a truth or dare book and you have to do or say the truth the readers requests. Ok?

Jiang Cheng: What? No way! I'm leaving!*reached for the door but was stopped by Lan Xichen*

Lan Xichen:Wanyin, please calm done. Let's comply to maiden Na's request. At least stay so that i won't feel lonely. Please?

Jiang Cheng:*grumbled* fine. *sits next to LXC*

Lan Qiren:*sighed a long sigh*

A-nie:Alright! So let's get this started! First truth or dare is from-*takes out a scroll*pfft. *laughs* ahahahaha! Hahahaha! Ahahah!

Everyone:?????

A-nie:I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Anyways. First dare is from neiko_fuyuno1611. Pfft. It's for Sect Leader Jiang and Master Wei.

Jiang Cheng:I'm totally not being paid for this.

Wei Wuxian:Oh come on, A-nie! Stop the formalities! You can call me by my name.

A-nie:Ok then Wei Wuxian. Anyways, about the dare. Dear Reader Fuyuno dared Wei Wuxian and Jiang Cheng to dress as girls.

Wei Wuxian:......Wut?

Jiang Cheng:Fuck! No! *Sprints for the door*

A-nie:May i remind Sect Leader Jiang that the door is sealed.

Jiang Cheng:*stopped midway*...*faced me* Open the damn door, woman.*glared*

A-nie:Lol nope. Do the dare first.

Jiang Cheng:Lol nope to you as well!

Jin Ling:Uncle. If we don't complete the dares we won't be able to get out from here!

A-nie:Young Master Jin is correct, sect leader Jiang. *hides devilish smirks on the long sleeves of my blue dress*

Jiang Cheng:*grits teeth*

Wei Wuxian:Oh come on, Jiang Cheng. You wanna go out right? Let's get over with it! Come on! *Drags the yelling grumpy lotus towards the other room*

*a long moment of silence*

Everyone including me:....

Everyone including me:....