Piggy high school (human au)

A/n (again)

So a few people have started to vote for my story...
so I will do a little some thing in celebration.

Dere types:
Zizzy= tsundere
Do NOT call Zizzy cute unless you want to end up in hospital. She hates being called cute even though she is one of the cutest things on earth.
Bunny= deredere
Bound to be one of the most innocent and happy person  you will ever meet. Call her cute and you'll get a nice massage on your head
Doggy: I love when she does that UwU
Me: can boys be deres?
Pony: I dunno
Me: moving on

Best trait:
Zizzy: will kill a hundred people for you
Bunny:when you are upset one smile from her will make you better
Doggy: his stupidity is so adorable that you nose bleed at least once a day
Pony: once he cooks for you you'll be together forever

Worst trait😰:
Zizzy: can have a hard time controlling her anger and will not hesitate to become violent
Bunny: if you somehow manage to make her upset then be ready for a major beating from her friends (she has them bent at her will)
Doggy: if you betray him he'll roast you alive
Pony: gets annoyed really easily especially when people cry for seemingly no reason (why does pony relate to me so much)

Zodiac signs:
Zizzy: Gemini
Bunny:Pisces
Doggy:Taurus
Pony:Aquarius

Ages:
Zizzy:13
Bunny:14
Doggy:15
Pony:16

How they do homework:
Zizzy: actually does it
Bunny: "there was homework?"
Doggy:waits till night before it's due then only does half of it
Pony: "accidentally" burned his homework

Science:
Zizzy: passes with flying colours
Bunny:doesn't have a clue what she's doing but some how passes
Doggy: had to be removed from the class for drinking the experiments
Pony: blew up the class

How to tell if they like you:
Zizzy: BAKA
Bunny: hey bestie wanna hang out?
Doggy: this my baby (grabs you and hugs you)
Pony: trips over "oops" 2 seconds later trips over again "hehe, I'm so clumsy-" trips over again.

How to tell if they hate you:
Zizzy: you sh!t eating d!ckhead son of a b!tch!
Bunny: oh are you talking to me? Cause all I heard was the world's mistake rambling
Doggy: hey remember that time where I chopped your head off? No? Want me to show you how I did it?
Pony: because I hate you, I hate you, I hate that you exist (a/n comment if you know what song it actually was)

Cute things that they do:
Zizzy: literally becomes a anime girl and it's cute af
Bunny: EVERYTHING
Doggy: stupidly cute also cute when he begins rambling about chocolate
Pony: when he falls over in front of you he'll give you the cutest smile you've ever seen

Reaction to being genderswapped:
Zizzy: "does this mean no more periods? Yes! Take that b!tch!"
Bunny: "well that happened (realised what happened) wait- noooooooo change me back!"
Doggy: "man as a girl I'm flat af"
Pony: crying on the floor

Would they ever adopt a child?:
Zizzy: has the softest spot for children
"F@ck yes!"
Bunny: maybe if I have doggy as my partner
Doggy: children are so cute!
Pony: children give me the creeps (Zizzy talks some sense into him) fine~ maybe.

Thoughts on memory and angel:
Zizzy: "angel is nice, memory is grumpy "
Bunny: "Eek new best friends!"(Tackles angel and memory in a hug)
Doggy: "memory is a boy right? I mean she hangs out with the boys more than the girls"
Pony: "angel is kinda annoying and childish, and though memory hangs with the boys she is a girl"
Angel: "I'm not annoying!"
Memory: "I hang out with boys because all the girls here talk about clothes and makeup. And I am a tomboy"

Time to get over a break up
Zizzy: "I'll be out in two days"
Bunny: cries for a month, then plots murder.
Doggy: silent treatment till the end of time
Pony: "I'll always remember what you did to me" forgets about the break up two seconds later

How long can they hold a grudge:
Zizzy: kills you straight away no need to hold a grudge
Bunny: says she'll hold it forever forgets what you did after 3 minutes
Doggy:till you apologise the He automatically forgives you
Pony: "what's a grudge?"

Babysitting brats:
Zizzy: "I will slice your throats with my sword if you don't stop annoying me"
Bunny:has them tied up on chairs while she's reading a magazine
Doggy: hiding from them in a cupboard and failing because of his height
Pony:being boiled alive by them

Ideas of fun:
Zizzy: fencing or teaching fencing
Bunny: binge watching anime
Doggy: binge eating chocolate while hugging his bunny plushie
Pony: sleeping

Ideal date:
Zizzy: stay at home watching tv in bed
Bunny: anime cosplaying
Doggy: visiting Disney land
Pony: sleeping

Worst type of date:
Zizzy: fancy restaurant
Bunny: fancy restaurant
Doggy: fancy restaurant
Pony: fancy restaurant

Way of sleep:
Zizzy: "what is sleep"
Bunny: "I'm hot, I'm cold, I'm a confused wild sleeper"
Doggy: LOUD A$$ SNORING
Pony: snoring and talking to himself

Sleepwalkers vs sleeptalkers:
Zizzy=sleeptalker: "ha ha ha! You will never defeat me captain America! For I am queen Zizzy!"
Bunny= sleepwalker: walks outside lays on grass wakes up 5 minutes later "oh man again?!"
Doggy=sleepwalker: goes to kitchen looks for chocolate and ends up eating a potato instead
Pony=neither: to busy snoring and falling off the bed

How they take rejection:
Zizzy: "it's not like I liked you anyways"
Bunny: breaks down in tears
Doggy: "meh you're a brat anyways"
Pony: sleeps

Levels of depression:
Zizzy: 10%
Bunny:14%
Doggy:40%
Pony: 0%

Levels of self esteem:
Zizzy: 98%
Bunny: 30%
Doggy:109%
Pony:14%

Self harm?:
Zizzy: never
Bunny: "once when I was 11"
Doggy:never
Pony: "when I was 4 by accident then I did it a bit more 1: because of Tigry 2: because I was a stupid child"

Who's the best cook?:
Zizzy: Pony
Bunny:pony
Doggy: moi
Pony:me
Me: doggy how the frick do you think you can cook?! You burnt the kitchen down like 90 times!

Worst cook?:
Zizzy: Doggy
Bunny: Doggy
Doggy: Me
Pony: Doggy

Ever had it:
Zizzy: yep
Bunny: nope
Doggy: What's it?
Pony: nope

For the girls, who's bf is better?:
Zizzy: mine
Bunny: mine

For the boys, who's gf is better?:
Pony: mine
Doggy: mine

Bunny can you please rank all the couples and say what is best about them?
Bunny:well me and doggy
———- Zizzy and pony cause they're so cute together
———- memory and angel cause I like how they're opposites and angel is like the only one who can make memory smile
———- kitty and Tigry because well they just go together and they can both be mean at times
———- foxy x piggy is kinda cute aswell

Zizzy please proceed to rank the best bf options:
Zizzy: Pony, memory, doggy, foxy and at the very bottom is Tigry and I know memory is a girl but I'm pretty sure she takes place in for the male.

Pony who's a top and who's a bottom?
Pony: I'm bottom and Zizzy is top. T-T

Doggy who would you save of a cliff? Bunny or your favourite chocolate?
Doggy: Umm I don't know, I would eat the chocolate while saving bunny.

Me: okay that's it cause this is getting long af