𝐌𝐘 𝐁𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃, 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐖𝐍 ( shawn hunter x fem!reader )

Chapter 2: On the fence

(Y/n) P.O.V

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Cory, Shawn, and I were sitting at our lunch table with one of our friends Elijah. (Sorry if that's not his name!) I was eating a sandwich that our mom had packed me

"Say you could pick any superhero to be your dad. Who would you choose?" Cory asked

"Batman, no question. Live in a cool cave, borrow the Batmobile," Elijah listed

"He lets Robin hang out with him and play with all his stuff. And Robin's not even his real kid. He's his ward," Shawn informed

"Don't forget he's like, a billionaire," I said 

"How do you get to be a ward?" Elijah asked

"Batman?" Cory started

"Is he faster than a speeding bullet? I don't think so. Is he more powerful than a locomotive? Uh-uh. I'd want superman," He concluded

"He sees through walls, you'd never get away with anything," Shawn told him

"Not that you do now," I said making Cory glare at me

"Because I'd make somebody a very cool ward." Elijah said

I looked at him with my eyebrows raised. "Don't you think you should've said that earlier?" I asked and he just shrugged

"I'd like to have Superman for a dad," Cory said

"Cory, our dad is Superman. He looks after us, and we are a piece of work," I said

"Hey, there's Minkus," Shawn pointed out.

I watched as Shawn reached into his bag and pulled out a water gun. A big water gun. He aimed it at Minkus' head and then shot water at him.

"Ow," I heard Minkus say.

"Whoa! The 2000-X Hydro-Saturator," Cory said reaching over for the gun.

"Careful. If Feeny sees this baby on school grounds, he'll shag it, and I'll have to sit out of the water war," Shawn explained

"Gentlemen, meet the hydro-sat 3000-Z. Blow your head clean off," Elijah said pulling out his gun

"The 3000? That's not even supposed to come up till Christmas!" Cory exclaimed

"I know a guy," Elijah said 

"Ladies, calm down. You haven't met the Hydro-Sat 4000-0," I said pulling out an even bigger water gun.

Cory looked at in awe, "Where did you get that?" He asked

"It was my Christmas gift from grandma, remember? She got it from a man in Pakistan?" I said. Cory nodded and sighed because he didn't ask for one

Elijah and I both shot at Minkus, "You really shouldn't do that," Minkus warned

"What, are you going to melt?" Shawn asked.

"No, I'm going to retaliate," Minkus answered.

He pulled out a giant case and pulled out a water gun instead of an instrument. Then he aimed it at our table so, I pulled Cory and Shawn in front of me,  "You two are my bodyguards now," I said

Elijah aimed his gun for Minkus as well. "Go ahead. Make. Me. Wet," He said

Elijah pulled his gun down and retreated. "Wise choice," Minkus told him before lowering his gun.

"Ah, who needs one of those," Cory stood up from his seat and began to walk away.

"For your information, a well-placed water balloon can give you just as much splash for your cash," Cory said