After the fiasco at lunch, we headed to our next class which was with Dr Oobleck...I wonder why it's doctor?
When we entered we were greeted with what seems to be the child of Sonic the hedgehog.
Oobleck: Good afternoon student I'm your teacher DR Oobleck!
You: Damn boi he fast!
We all sat down and payed attention to his lesson which was on history, good thing I was good at history back home! Even though both worlds have different histories
After 30 minutes things were gonna esculate as Dr Oobleck asked who was neglected for their faunas heritage, I look to see a few faunas put their hands up including Velvet
You: Man I feel bad, if only peace was a thing
Azazel: If you want peace, prepare for war....
Oobleck: Now can anyone tell me what the faunas had which was an advantage in the battle of Fort castle?.....weird name
Then Car-i mean Dickwad the 3rd threw a paper ball at Jaune who responded with a hey
You: I'm suddenly reminded of the old Lego ads now
Oobleck: Ah Mr Arc you're actually contributing, finally I had enough of your lazy ass!
You: Uhh aren't professors supposed to be not swearing?
Oobleck: Well Mr Branwen....I am not a professor...I'm a doctor
You:........Oh you sneaky bastard
Oobleck: Now Mr Arc, the answer?
Jaune: Uhhh binoculars?
Oobleck: Well done Mr Arc you got it right!
Jaune: Really?!
Oobleck: Sike that's the wrong answer!
Class:
Jaune: :(
However Oobleck saw Cardin laughing and looking like a lazy bastard and so he decided to question him next
Oobleck: What about you Cardin?
Cardin: Well I think it's easier to train an animal
You: Wanna test that theory?
Cardin: Huh?
You: Let's test it, let's see how easy it is to train you?
Cardin: What do you mean, I'm not some dumb animal?!
This setted off all the faunas in the room and my friends
You: Really? Because I'm sure you look like some overgrown baboon in the jungle
The class started to chuckle, causing Cardin to be angered
Cardin: What did you say?!
You: I said you look like an overgrown Baboon! Did you not hear that? Actually now that I think about it, calling you a Baboon would be insulting to the monkey, or baboon faunas, so I should compare you to trash...actually that's insulting to trash as well...then how about simply nothing? Oh wait that's still bad on nothing!
Ren: What about whatever is lower than nothing? But then again....still bad on that
You: You're right!
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Into A New World- A Male Reader x RWBY story
FanfictionYou were just a normal person, until you got kidnapped-i mean borrowed by 2 gods.....and someone who has suffered a lot The Prologue will be confusing......maybe Also pictures are not mine!