mystery hotline. [ nct ]

[ two ]

JOBLESS HOES CLUB
haechan, aneko, kitty, ace, moonie, +5 more

ANEKO:
smh school SUCKED today

ACE:
was it boring or did you get beat up? please say beat up 🤧

ANEKO:
fuck you too then ig
yknow if y'all wanted to say "fuck aneko lives" just say it

HAECHAN:
fuck aneko lives

ANEKO:
yknow what i'm leaving i don't need this negativity in my life smh

ANGEL:
don't leave!! i'll tell them to shut up for you :D

ANEKO:
angel is suddenly my favorite

FLASH:
she says "suddenly" like she didn't develope a crush on him after he said 12 MOTHERFUCKING WORDS yesterday

ANEKO:
ITS NOT A CRUSH I JUST THINK THAT WAS CUTE

WHITE:
why are we texting on here? we aren't friends nor do we even know each other personally

ACE:
bitch are you dumb
we need to fall in love to be unmasked and not to die, so it's better if we message on here as much as we can

TEN:
and might i remind you we only have ELEVEN days to fall in love

ANEKO:
ten gtfo i bet you and wish sexted all night

TEN:
you ain't wrong
BUT you guys need to fall in love too for us to be unmasked to each other so chop chop please i'd like a dick in my ass as soon as possible

BAMBI:
um- ma'am i'm still in highschool so if you didn't open your mouth ever again that would be greatly appreciated

HAECHAN:
^^^

WHITE:
i-

FLASH:
my school is a shithole :)

ANEKO:
dAmN mA iS iT tHaT sErIoUs

FLASH:
yes.

ACE:
damn okay b 💅🏼

MOONIE:
bro i- i h*te ace

ACE:
aight i see how it is 💝

MOONIE:
gtfo please and thank you ✋

KITTY:
hey guys! :D

MOONIE:
AH BABY 🤧

KITTY:
💕💖💞💘💝💗

ACE:
i don't see you telling him to gtfo

MOONIE:
because he's precious, you're like a rock and he's a diamond

ACE:
i-

ANEKO:
can y'all shut up for a second? school was terrible today and i just want to try and figure out anything we can about this stupid soulmate shit or whatever it is