mystery hotline. [ nct ]

[ five ]

JOBLESS HOES CLUB
haechan, aneko, kitty, ace, moonie, +5 more

YESTERDAY

ACE:
moonie wtf
answer the goddamn gc
moonie istg
i felt it too
i felt the fucking butterflies
the overflowing amount
it felt like there was a whole fucken zoo in my stomach
i didn't like it
but just answer
i want to talk about this

TODAY

ANEKO:
um moonie?
honey have you calmed down yet?

MOONIE:
... i'm sorry ace
so sorry
i panicked and dipped
turned my phone off and went drinking
i just woke up
i know it's 12pm
i'm sorry

ACE:
it's only okay because i understand how nervous you where
is that why you always denied me?

MOONIE:
i was just nervous
yknow since i've never felt anything towards a guy before
and knowing that i'm fated with one was a bit startling

ACE:
maybe ur just doyoungsexual 😘

MOONIE:
huh?

ACE:
OH HOLTSHITJSHDJ
I DIDNT RHINK IT WOJKD AWND
IM FRALSUNDLHT

MOONIE:
HOLY SHIT KING
IS THAT YOUR NAME?
DOYOUNG?

MYSTERY BOT:
oops doyoung exposed himself 🤝

MOONIE:
SHUT UP WHICHEVER HALF OF YUWIN IS TALKING
I JUST- "DOYOUNG"
💞😍🥳🤩💅🏼😘😌🤧🥺❤️💘🥺🤩💕💓

ACE:
u like it baby?

MOONIE:
... yeah 🥺

BAMBI:
OKAY STOP BEING CUTE FOR A SECOND
WE STILL HAVE 6 MORE DAYS LEFT
AND WE HAVE ANEKO SPOTTING WHITE
JAEHYUN, MINE AND DOYOUNG's NAMES
WE ARE DOING AMAZINGLY SHPORT 💅🏼💅🏼

HAECHAN:
YESS THATS MY BBY REMEMBERIN SHIT 🤧

BAMBI:
SHUT CHANNIE

HAECHAN:
SORRY BABE 🤩🤚

ANGEL:
i'm rlly curious
yuta or sicheng
pls another hint juseyo 🤲🏻

MYSTERY BOT:
it's yuta this time btw

ANGEL:
i kinda figured because of the way you type 😳👀

MYSTERY BOT:
SHUT
DO YOU WANT YOUR HINT OR NOT

ANGEL:
... 🤐

MYSTERY BOT:
thought so 😤
anygays
ur soulmate whenever you type: 🥰☺️🤤

FLASH:
STOP EXPOSING NEKO YUTA

ANEKO:
FLASH  S H U T

ANGEL:
is what you say true?
that you think i'm cute?

ANEKO:
i think ur personality is kinda cute 🥺 👉🏻👈🏻

ANGEL:
i think urs is kinda cute too 🥺 👉🏻👈🏻

FLASH:
STOP FLIRTING YOU HEADASSES
I DO THIS TO ANNOY NEKO NOT HELP HER GET A MAN SKDHDJDH
LEAVE NOW
anyways 🥺🥺 me and my 🥺🥺 kitten 🥺🥺

KITTY:
SSHHHH FLASH

MYSTERY BOT:
WHOMST
WHAT HAPPENED?!

FLASH:
we kinda called?
and as soon as we accepted the call and i heard kitty's voice, it felt like my stomach was about to explode with happiness

KITTY:
same for me 🥺🥺

ANGEL:
so that means...

ANEKO:
OH HOLY FUCK
YES YES YES
I KNEW I FELT SOMETHING
IN THE PIT OF MY STOMACH
EVERYTIME YOU SPOKE
IT JUST FELT LIKE SO MUCH FUCKING APPRECIATION

ANGEL:
neko...
🥺❤️

ANEKO:
STOP BEFORE I SOB 🤚🤚
IM SO HAPPPYYY !!!!!!!!!

WHITE:
wow...
that's all the pairs

HAECHAN:
weee wooo announcement!!
my boyfriend is still the cutest 🤡

ANEKO:
you've never seen him before-

HAECHAN:
SHUT up i mean by personality

MYSTERY BOT:
i smell a delulu!!

BAMBI:
stop attacking channie
instead, completely murder him with your words

HAECHAN:
MARK