((Delilah))
DM's between you and Harry_Styles:
Harry_Styles: Delilahhhhhhhh
Harry_Styles: DELILAHHHHH
Harry_Styles: D E L I L A H
Harry_Styles: did u die??
Harry_Styles: oh my
Harry_Styles: I think u may have died.
Harry_Styles: shit.
Harry_Styles: oh well
Harry_Styles: I'll make a speech at ur funeral.
Harry_Styles: I've already got part of it planned out. :)
Harry_Styles: wanna hear?
Harry_Styles: oh wait, ur dead... I'll just read it then
Harry_Styles: I've only known Delilah for about 72 hours... And in those 72 hours, I learned that she hates my guts. But, actually she does like me *plot twist* *crowd gasps dramatically*
Harry_Styles: she's annoying af, but I like her. :) *crowd tears up*
Me: IM IN THE MIDDLE OF EATING DINNER SHEESH
Me: god ur scaring my grandma.
Me: the phone keeps dinging and she thinks it's a fire or something
Me: MY GRANDMA IS HAVING A PANIC ATTACK NOW THANKS SKSKSKSKXNJSJXHS
Harry_Styles: oppsy
Me: oopsy when I shove my foot up ur ass bitch
Harry_Styles: ouch :\
Me: UGHHHH JISMSMSJSKSM
He doesn't answer after that so I put my phone in my pocket. I helped my grandma clean up the table and went into my room. I felt my phone buzz again and sighed.
Harry_Styles is now following you!
Oh my god, this boy.
Harry_Styles: I'm following you now :)
Me: I can tell.
Me: holy shit my notifications are blowing up
Harry_Styles: ;)
I open my notifications and see them pouring out with comments every second. Comments from fan accounts either congratulating me, or hating on me.
Harrehstylez: OMG u got a haRRY FOLLOW!!
1d_4_life: tbh u didn't deserve that follow.
Louistomweedson: ur a personal acc u shouldn't get a Harry follow, 1d accs should.
Zouis_pass_me_that_blunt: lucky ass bitch
Why do they take this so seriously?
DM's between you and Harry_Styles:
Me: ur fans r crazy af control their asses
Harry_Styles: they're my babies
Me: they're hating on me bc u followed me.. who does that¿??????
Me: I demand u to unfollow me
Me: i deMAND U TO UNFOLLOW ME BITCH MHKSS:KMXKS;JAKSNI!.$/
Harry_Styles: what
Harry_Styles: ???
Me: U HEARD ME
Me: ugh.
Me: fyi I'm not following u back :)
Harry_Styles: mhm
Me: How much free time do u have?
Harry_Styles: not enough.
Harry_Styles: but I'm getting ready for tonight's show .
Me: well I guess ur busy
Me: *awkwardly walks away*
Me: byeeee
Harry_Styles: NooooOOooOoooOO
Harry_Styles: I DONT NEED TO GO DELILAH
Harry_Styles: Jesus help this child
Harry_Styles: *prays 4 u*
Harry_Styles: ugh bye
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It'll get better.
MUCH
MUCH
BETTER
;)
-Kylie <3
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FanfictionIn which Harry Styles starts to DM a girl who despises him with a deep hatred. (Okay I wrote this a couple years back, when I was like a carrot ass fangirl and I apologize but don't hate... It's pretty cheesy at points and if you'r...
