The Bi Book (and other LGBTQ+ stuff)

Homophobes Being Stupid Pt. 1

Characters: me, my gay cousin, a mean lady, and church. 

Plot: I went to my grandparents churches fair and my gay cousin was there with me. I'm Jewish (it's on my moms side of the family, my dads side is the church people side) and the church goers didn't know that. This was before I knew I was Bi.

Let the story commence:

Cousin: *wear rainbow bracelet*

Me: *eats cotton candy*

Lady: *notices bracelet*

Cousin: *obviously gay*

Lady: You made bad choice and you will go to hell for it. 

Cousin: I'm just being me.

Lady: Come here you poor little daughter of Christ, people like that can rub off on you.

Me: I'm no daughter of Christ! I'm Jewish so according to you I'm already going to hell. 

Cousin: *high-fives*

Me: *high-fives*

Lady: *shocked*