Here how it went down (We were on the rowers in gym):
Us: *Just sitting and talking/not doing any work*
R: I have something to tell you.
Me: what?
R: I'm lesbian
Me: I'm Bi. Oh shoot I meant to say that in my head you're the first person I came out and sorry that was an accident.
R: Cool. I'm thinking of telling my parents soon. You?
Me: Maybe. Soooooo, do you have a crush!
R: No, I haven't really had a crush but I know I like girl and not guys. You?
Me: *little sweat appears on forehead* Uhhhhhh, Elizabeth Olsen in Age of Ultron?
My Brain: you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you oh dear god save me you you you you you work out so she thinks the sweat is from working out you you you you you serdtyuiouytetfygfduteritoyptorewsdfgtoiudfyguhoikgi ugh you're so cute and nice and pretty and kind and caring and GAH!!!! I don't want to lie to you but you'll reject me save me save me save me go to pride with me *dies*
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The Bi Book (and other LGBTQ+ stuff)
RandomWant a fun idea for coming out? Funny stories? Jokes? Hear stories of how I came out to different people (this one is funny for you guys but embarrassing for me)? Cover done by @TeaFamCoverArt
