"Hello, father!" Hadrian said.
"Son" Snape muttered.
"Should I tell Pansy.." Delphi says.
"About...?" Draco and Hadrian questioned.
"That she's my mate!" Delphi says, a little too loud not knowing that Pansy was behind her.
"W-wait what!" Pansy shouts.
"U- I-" Hermione mutters, but then she runs out of the RoR.
"Wait! Hermione!" Pansy shouts.
Hermione has already left by then leaving them behind. Hermione was in Moaning Myrtle's bathroom crying, when she heard Pansy coming in.
"Hey, 'mione."
"Hey, Pansy..."
"Are you ok?"
"Y-ya, why do you care!" Pansy was a bit taken back by Hermione's outburst, but understood why.
"O-ok, I just wanted to check up on my little submissive..."
"O-oh"
"C'mon, it's ok... I just wanted to tell my little submissive that I'll love her till the end of time!"
"W-wait, really!"
"Of course, my little submissive!"
"Well, I just want to tell my Dominant that I love her very much..."
"Awe, that's cute~"
"Anyways, let's get going, the others might be worried."
"But, not before-this!" Pansy said before planting a kiss on Her-Delphi.
-Time Skip-
When Hermi-Ugh! When DELPHI and Pansy arrived, they saw Snape, Draco, and Hadrian sitting on the couch talking about how to tell their close family and friends about Draco's pregnancy.
"Hey, guys!" Pansy shouted.
"Hey, Pansy, Delphi,"Hadrian and Draco said.
"Anyways, you guys were talking about some sort of pregnancy.. What do you mean by that?!" Pansy said while Delphi! (Finally, I(Drarry_luver) said Delphi without mistaking it for Hermione!) While Delphi looked a bit worried.
"Uhhh... Surprise... I am pregnant!... Hehehe...!" Draco said a bit worriedly.
"Okay, well who is the other father?" Pansy asked.
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.. Me..!" Hadrian said sheepishly.
"WHAT! DRACO LUCIUS MALFOY, OUT OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU HAD TO PICK, YOU PICK- HIM!"
"P-pansy?..."
"NO! DON'T TALK TO ME! YOU DON'T DESERVE MY TIME!" Pansy shouted while she stormed out of the RoR.
"Pansy! Please... Let them at least explain!" Delphi says while running after Pansy.
When Delphi catches up she asks, "Why did you do that Pansy?"
"It's not that I don't accept them, it's just- How could Draco be so, just UGH IRRESPONSIBLE!"
"Pansy, just give them a chance to explain. You know it could stress Draco and can cause harm to the baby and you don't want that, right?" Delphi said, trying to get Pansy to let Draco explain to her.
"Okay, fine. I will let Draco explain. I don't want to cause Dray to get stressed out and cause him to lose the baby because to be honest, I am glad that he is happy to be pregnant." Pansy said while both of them walked back into the RoR.
"Hey, sorry about the ou- where did they go!?"
"Probably back in their dorms..."
"Ugh, I guess I'm too late.."
"It's ok, love!"
They decide to walk to Draco's and Hadrian's dorms and when they open the door, they see the boys in a HOT makeout session.
"Hey guys I ju- OH MERLIN'S BEARD" ("Merlin's left ballsack!" I got this from a story that I am reading -Ariel_Mermaid18)
Draco and Hadrian just stopped and blushed fiercely (well Draco was blushing and Hadrian was smug af about it...)
"Heh, sorry Pans...." Draco said sheepishly
"I-it's ok.."
"But, why were you so mad when you heard that I was with Had- Harry... You knew I liked him since 3rd year."
"W-wait, what!?"
"HAHA, I knew it! Delphi, hand over those 30 galleons!" Hadrian said laughing his ass off.
"NOT NOW" Pansy and Delphi said, giving him a glare at the same time.
"Too early? Hehehehehehe" Hadrian said now clearly in an awkward situation.
"Anyways," Draco says in order to get the attention back on him, "what did you need Pansy?"
"I came to apologize to you for what I did and said in the Room of Requirements earlier. So, Draco, I am sorry for saying that you were irresponsible and that Harry wasn't a good choice!"
"*cough* *cough* Hadrian *cough* *cough*..." Hadrian said.
"What was that?" Pansy questioned.
"My name... is Hadrian Snape Riddle... not Harry James Potter."
"WHAT THE FUCK (FORK)!? WHY DID NO-ONE TELL ME THIS!" Pansy yelled.
"You were busy ranting off about how Hadrian was a bad choice for Draco.." Delphi says.
"Oh, Uhm, uh... Sorry?..."
"Yeah, yeah, whatever, you're lucky I love you! Also Hadrian is my older twin brother too."
"WHAT, I really gotta stop ranting off so I don't miss any important information like how, Hadrian, the son of FUCKIN' (FORKIN') VOLDEMORT, is my brother in law! I'm doing it again aren't I.."
"Mmmhmm" They all said.
"Wait what, he is going to be your brother in law?! But you are not even married or engaged to me yet."
"Well not yet she isn't" Hadrian said with his voice filled with smugness.
"HADRIAN!" Delphi shouted.
"WHAT!" Hadrian shouted back.
"Why are you yelling?" Draco questioned.
"Cause, she was yelling. Ain't it obvious?" Hadrian sassed.
"Ugh, whatever! Sometimes you can be so oblivious!" Delphi said.
"C'mon guys, not the point!" Pansy said with a very rude attitude.
"Ok, ok, but Draco, did you tell your parents? Please tell me you did! This is going to affect you and your parents' relationship! And i'm really worried about it..."
"Yeeeaaahhh, about that Hadrian's other father overheard us talking to Madam Pomfrey, and he wrote a letter to Hadrian's dad and my parents but he said that I wasn't feeling good, but he didn't say that I was pregnant." Draco drawled out
"Yes, and I can confirm that," Snape said entering the dorm.
"MY BABY!" Voldemort said, appearing out of thin air with the help of Hadrian's power over the school.
"AH FUCK (FORK) , where the hell did you come from?" Draco said while panting.
"Stap forking (fucking) cursing infront of my forking (fucking) son!-" Tom getting cut off by Delphi
"AND daughter..."Delphi added in.
"MY DAUGHTER! SHES FORKING (FUCKING) BACK! WHAT THE FORK (FUCK). YOU WERE FORKING (FUCKING) KIDNA- NO BABY NAPPED BY FORKING (FUCKING) DUMBLE-DOOR (courtesy of Garroth smasher, with two COMPLETELY different meanings...!~Drarry_luver and Ariel_Mermaid15) ALONG WITH YOUR FORKING (FUCKING) BROTHER, AND I HAD NO FORKING (FUCKING) CLUE!!"
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"Ummm, dad? Why are you using the work fork instead of fuck?"
"Oh thank goodness, you are not an innocent child!"
"Dad, me and my mate literally fu- Nevermind!"
"What?"
"Nothing..."Hadrian said skeptically.
"Tell me! I am your father (May the Fourth be with you! XD)"
"I kinda fucked (forked) Draco" Hadrian said way too quickly...so it came out like "Ikindafucked(forked)draco".
"WAIT WHAT! I-I-i'm gonna be a grandpa....YEEEEEEE!!!" Tom said, being as happy as ever.
"Phew thank goodness you're fine with it..."
"Do you boys know the gender and how many?"
"Yes we do know how many but we don't know the gender."
"And we are not telling you how many until I get closer to giving birth, or you can guess and maybe we will tell you if you are correct." Draco said.
"Ooh, I want to guess." Delphi said.
"Okay, take a shot at the number." Draco said in response.
"Two?" Delphi guessed.
Draco and Hadrian looked at each other with a face of 'should we say that she is correct or should we take her away and tell her that she is correct.' Draco reluctantly sighed.
"Delphi you are correct. Draco is carrying twins. We don't know their genders yet, but if you want, you can each take a guess at the genders and when we find out we can see how many people were correct on their genders." Hadrain said.
"Or if you boys want to be surprised, Snape can go with you two and Madam Pomfrey can tell him the genders and we can throw a little baby shower/ gender reveal party for you guys. And as your sister I'll go with you and Snape.
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This happened when they were cursing their mouths off....
"AH FUCK (FORK) , where the hell did you come from?" Draco said while panting.
"Stap forking (fucking) cursing infront of my forking (fucking) son!-" Tom getting cut off by Delphi
"AND daughter..."Delphi added in.
"MY DAUGHTER! SHES FORKING (FUCKING) BACK! WHAT THE FORK (FUCK). YOU WERE FORKING (FUCKING) KIDNA- NO BABY NAPPED BY FORKING (FUCKING) DUMBLE-DOOR (courtesy of Garroth smasher, with two COMPLETELY different meanings...!~Drarry_luver and Ariel_Mermaid15) ALONG WITH YOUR FORKING (FUCKING) BROTHER, AND I HAD NO FORKING (FUCKING) CLUE!!"
"LANGUAGE!" Captain America says "IT IS NOT STEVE ROGESTERED!"
"WHO WAS THAT?" they all questioned
"DON'T BREAK THE 4TH WALL, ONLY I CAN DO THAT," the "lovable" friendly neighborhood Wade Wilson a.k.a Deadpool.
"BABE! POPS, STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!" Peter shouted.
POPT -TONY
POPS -STEVE
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The Dark Prince (Drarry)
FanfikceHarry was waiting for his birthday and it hit midnight. But, Harry went through some unexpected pain. When Harry finished going through the pain he heard Hedwig pecking on the glass. When he opened the window he saw a letter in Hedwig's talons. It w...
