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ateez member profile:
name: ahn y/n
birthday: october 21st, 2001
positions: main dancer, vocalist, maknae
nationality: australian-korean
languages: english and korean

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hongjoong: **wakes up to someone screaming and gets out of his room**

hongjoong: **entering y/n's room** what is going on-

y/n, crouching near the alarm clock: EEE, EEE, EEEEE!! HOW DOES IT FEEL HUH?!? EEE EEE EEEE!!!

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san, y/n and wooyoung: **being loud little bitches at 3am**

yeosang: i have an idea

seonghwa: no murder

yeosang: i no longer have an idea then

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seonghwa, at the supermarket: excuse me, i lost one of my children; can i make an announcement?

supermarket employee: sure

seonghwa, over intercom: san, if you don't get your ass over here now, i will give shiber to
y/n

[meanwhile]

san, on the other side of the store: [high-pitched screaming]

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mingi: i have no fears

y/n: what if you woke up one day and hongjoong was taller than you?

mingi:

mingi: ...i have one fear

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y/n: the foods too hot.. i can't eat it

yunho:

mingi:

yeosang:

hongjoong:

jongho:

wooyoung: you're hot but i'd still eat-

seonghwa: ONE DINNER **slams his fist on the table**

san: here we go agai-

seonghwa: ONE NORMAL FUCKING DINNER IS ALL I ASK FOR

[seonghwa that day won't come anytime soon]

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mingi: **wearing a pancake mask and chugging a bottle of syrup**

san, wooyoung and yunho: CHUG CHUG CHUG!!

hongjoong, coming out the kitchen: dinner is rea-

san:

wooyoung:

yunho:

mingi:

hongjoong: everytime i leave you alone, you're always doing more weird shit

hongjoong:

hongjoong: wait where's y/n-

y/n: **falls from hanging onto the chandelier**

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yunho, screaming: EVERYONE WAKE UP!!! ITS AN EMERGENCY!!

yeosang: its 3 in the morning..

yunho: does mike wazowski wink or blink?

y/n: you have five fucking minutes to run before i stick knifes down your eyes

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ateez: **looking for a knife to cut the cake with**

wooyoung: don't worry guys, we can just use my jawline to cut the cake

y/n: when we find that knife, we are doing more than just cutting the cake

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yeosang: what time is it?

y/n: idk, pass me that saxophone and i'll find out

y/n: **blows saxophone loudly**

mingi, shouting from his room: wHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING A SAXOPHONE AT 2AM IN THE MORNING

y/n: it's 2am

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san: what do you want for your birthday?

y/n: a unicorn

san: cmon y/n, be realistic

y/n: hmm... i want you to tell me how you REALLY emotionally feel about me

san, blushing: what color do want your unicorn?

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wooyoung: **mumbling creepy shit in latin**

y/n, being held down by san and jongho: for the last time hyung, i am not a demon and you cannot exorcise me

seonghwa, crossing off his list: well, it was worth a shot

[y/n is a girl, i'm just going to make her use hyung as her honorifics for the chapters with male groups, since i don't really like using oppa]

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y/n: [cuddling with san]

wooyoung: **barges into y/n's room** hey why are you stealing y/n from me?!

y/n: wait wha-

san: you had her all to yourself yesterday!

hongjoong, pops up out of nowhere: hey you two, back off she's my child!!

y/n: i just wanted to-

yeosang: why are all of you trying to hog my precious little baby

y/n: I JUST WANTED TO FUCKING REST FOR GODS SAKE

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seonghwa: it's hard being the eldest, but i love all of my members and thats all that matters-

y/n, in the background shouting: hyung, me, mingi and san hyung tried to make ramen in a coffee pot and we broke everything!!

seonghwa: [inhales]

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wooyoung: you look nice, i want to kiss you

y/n: what

wooyoung, flustered and running away: I SAID IF YOU DIED I WOULDN'T MISS YOU

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y/n: what if food pormantaeus were actually literal, like a pine apple is just an apple with pines stuck onto it, or ice cream is ice with cream on it, or cotton candy is just cotton with candy stuck onto it?

hongjoong:

seonghwa:

hongjoong: i've raised a fucking demon einstein

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