k-pop memes, jokes and extras [on hold]

bts incorrect quotes

bts member profile:
name: kim y/n
birthday: june 19, 1999
positions: main vocalist, lead dancer, sub-rapper, maknae
nationality: korean (but she learned english from her parents)
languages: korean, english, basic japanese

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hobi: y/n would throw herself in front of a moving car for you three

vminkook: y/n would throw herself in front of a train full of zombies for fun
(if you get the ref i'm tagging the first person who comments it in this chapter)

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jimin: namjoon hyung won't come out his studio

y/n: tell him i said something

jimin: tell him you said what?

y/n: anything dumb that would sound like something i would say

[later]

namjoon, running out his studio: did y/n just say europe is a country-

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y/n: hyung... i'm kinda cold..

seokjin: oh no my poor baby, here's a blanket and some hot tea

taehyung: i'm kinda cold too..

seokjin: what do you want me to do? light you on fire?

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yoongi: y/n, what does idk, ily and ttly mean?

y/n: i don't know, i love you, talk to you later

yoongi: okay, love you too, i'll just ask tae

y/n:

yoongi, realizing what y/n said:

jungkook: and i oop-

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taehyung: oh my god y/n is the cutest thing on earth i just want to hug her and smother her with love and affection for all of eternity

jungkook: what?

y/n: hi

jungkook: oH MY GOD-

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namjoon: there are seven chairs and ten kids, what do you do?

seokjin: let the more important ones sit

yoongi: just make three sit on the floor

hobi + jimin: bring three more chairs

taehyung + jungkook: try to squeeze it the other kids on the seats

y/n: kill three

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namjoon: what do you say when jin hyung annoys you?

y/n: okay boomer

namjoon, rubbing his forehead: nooo...

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seokjin: why are your guy's tongues purple?

jungkook: we drank slushies

y/n: i had the blue one

jungkook: and i had the red one

seokjin:

taehyung: oh!

jimin: you drank each other's slushies

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y/n: i'm craving something sweet

jimin, gesturing to himself: ;)

y/n: i said something sweet not an empty bottle of jams

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taehyung: i'm so useless

y/n: nooo you're not hyung

yoongi: yeah, you can be used as a bad example

y/n:

taheyung:

y/n: get out

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jungkook: **on a facetime call with jaehyun**

y/n: hey hyung can i borrow your-

y/n, sees jaehyun and gets flustered: hyung, w-who is that?

jungkook: oh, this is jaehyun, say hi

y/n: h-hi, i'm y/n

jaehyun: hi, are you okay? you seem a little red

y/n: oh no i'm-

jungkook, a little jelly: yeah she's totally fine, hyung i have to go now i'll talk to you later

jaehyun: wait i didn't even-

jungkook: byyyyeeeeeee **ends call**

y/n: hyung what was that all about!? I didn't even get to talk to him!!

jungkook: i saw the look you were giving him, you can't find any other man handsome other than me

y/n: kookie are you jealous-

jungkook: hELL NO-

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bighit employee: sir i think we should stop letting y/n mentor txt

bang pd: why?

[from the other room]

y/n: aLRIGHT ALL TOGETHER NOW

txt: fUCK THE COMPANY I DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT

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namjoon's caller id's:

jimin: short cinnamon roll

seokjin: main hoe

jungkook: tall cinnamon roll but will fight you

yoongi: do not disturb

hobi: ray of sunshine

taehyung: do not answer

y/n: satan's child

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hobi: why do you watch so much murder stuff?

y/n: just incase you slip up

hobi: i-

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jungkook: did it hurt?

y/n, sighing: when i fell from heaven-

jungkook: when you fell from a vending machine?

y/n:

jungkook: cause you're a snack

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[ik I used this for the nct one but bear with me]

y/n: hey guys, switch the first letters of your first and last names!

seokjin: sim keokjin

yoongi: yin moongi

hobi: hung jeoseok

namjoon: nim kamjoon

jimin: jark pimin

taehyung: tim kaehyung

jungkook: jeon jungk- i hate this game

[lol the 97 liners are cursed]

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