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itzy incorrect quotes

itzy member profile:
name: chou y/n (yes she is tzuyu's sister, ik i'm making you guys younger siblings lol)
birthday: may 11th, 2003
positions: lead dancer, lead vocalist, rapper, visual
nationality: taiwanese
languages: taiwanese and korean

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lia: okay just because she's tzuyu's sister doesn't mean she's going to walk in looking like a goddess okay chaeryeong-

y/n, walking in: hi

lia: **faints**

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y/n: you and i are the modern day romeo and juliet

yuna: awwww, is it because we're destined to be together?

y/n: no it's because we're the two biggest idiots i know

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[yeji and chaeryeong hiding behind a couch, spying on y/n]

yeji: and here we have a wild y/n, in it's natural habitat

y/n: [trips on the stairs and sends her cereal flying everywhere]

chaeryeong: natural selection is coming for this specimen

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y/n: you don't wanna mess with me

ryujin: why?

y/n: cuz i cry too easily

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ryujin: hey

y/n: i'm busy

ryujin: how many red bull cans do i need to drink to grow wings

y/n: i'm on my way

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yeji: i regret getting you that blender for christmas

y/n, drinking her waffle: why?

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y/n: ever since that fiasco happened a few weeks ago, i haven't been able to sleep properly, so i had lia sing to me in spanish every night

y/n: but the only song she knows is the spanish version of the christmas song and it's not very comforting to hear her sing 'feliz navidad' every night

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[translated form a spanish quote]

y/n: so, do you hate me just a little or by a long shot

chaeryeong: yes

y/n: it was a multiple choice question, but it's okay

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[translated from another spanish quote]

lia: ah your so amazing

lia:

y/n: unnie you're looking at a mirror

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[again, translated]

yeji: okay girls, let's do role call again from 1 to 6

yeji: 1

lia: 2

ryujin: 3

chaeryeong: 4

y/n: 5

lia: wait where's yuna?

y/n: SHIT WE LEFT HER AT THE SERVICE STATION

[meanwhile with yuna]

yuna: [exits the bathroom]

yuna: uhhh, girls?

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ryujin: lia can you pass me my will to live

lia: ryujin i can't throw y/n across the table

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yeji: the dorm is a mess, we need to clean it up

y/n: is anyone coming over?

yeji: no

y/n: then why do we have to clean it? we know we live like this

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[tbh most of these quotes are spanish ones]

y/n: ** sees a bee on lia's arm**

y/n: **rolls up paper from her notebook:

y/n, using the rolled paper like a megaphone: THERES A MOTHERFUCKING BEE ON YOUR ARM

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ryujin: i found a method to determine if someone is evil

yeji: how?

ryujin: if they dislike y/n, they are evil

yeji: that's accurate

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y/n: **talking to jisung from stray kids**

y/n: so do you want to meet up again sometime soon?

jisung: sure! i would love that

y/n: that's great-

yeji, dragging y/n by the scruff of her shirt: oh hi there! y/n had to go now byyyeeeeee~

jisung: what-

yeji: **shuts door on jisungs face**

yeji, whispering in y/n's ear: no. boyfriends. okay?

y/n: i was just-

yeji: NO. bOYFRIENDS-

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yuna: moooooom, y/n is being mean to me again!

yeji: i'm not your mom, and y/n stop being mean to yuna!!

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chaeryeong: beautiful rock you have there

ryujin: i know, y/n gave it to me

y/n: i threw that rock at you!

ryujin: she's very sweet

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y/n, holding a ball: the shape of this thing is so perfect, no safety hazards, soft and circular

yuna: it's a ball

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yuna, walking past y/n talking to chaeryeong: and they were roommates

y/n: ooohhhh my gOd tHeY wErE rOOMATES-

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y/n: mike wazowski twerking is the same of he was nodding

yeji, in the verge of a breakdown: for the love of god please fucking stop

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