Fake Boyfriend (NaruSaku)

Chapter 3- New Boyfriend

Me
He is...

Me
Naruto Namikaze.

I quickly turn my phone to aeroplane mode, and not enough with that, I shut it down and pull out the battery. I sigh as I refresh what I'd just said to Sasuke. Did I just truly admitted that Naruto is my boyfriend? Well, fuck.

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Meanwhile..

Sasuke: Who the fuck is Naruto Namikaze?

Telegram notifications: *laugh evilly*

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What had I just did?

Omg.

Do I lost my mind?

Why the fuck I said Naruto?

Omg.

Sakura, you lost your sanity.

You lost your logic.

You lost your self!

Naruto is never ever included as a someone suitable as a boyfriend of Haruno Sakura. At least that what I thought. He won't really be that bad, right? I mean he got looks, cute smile, captivating eyes, tanned skin, overall, a hot item. He also looks pretty trustworthy and kind? He didn't get mad at me for scolding him for nothing.. Not a thief, I guess, he returned my student card. His background doesn't matter. Money is never once something that I care about. He isn't really that bad.. What could actually be a problem?

But he laughed at the interrupting cow joke.

OMG HE'S DEFINITELY THE WORST. I just admitted that I'm dating A SOMEONE WHO LAUGHED AT INTERRUPTING COW JOKE?! All of his traits that literally comforted my worried feeling were completely gone the moment I realized he enjoyed the lame joke. I never ever thought of having such uncool boyfriend! Just look at my exes! For god's sake. MY RECENT EX IS UCHIHA SASUKE. I repeat, UCHIHA SASUKE. The coolest attractive handsome male on earth. How am I supposed to have Naruto competing him?

Oh, Sakura. You're ruining your own reputation.

Wait a minute.

The telegram group chat conversation just now flashed back to my mind as an evil grin slowly appear on my face. That's right.

The Leaf females swoon over him!

They didn't know how lame he is. They didn't know how stupid he is. All they know is how hot he is. He's a brand new student. He would be perfect to compete with Sasuke!

As long as they didn't know his real nature, I'll be fine.

"YES!" I exclaim as I hop onto my bed and roll around like a high-schooled girl who just chatted her crush. Nothing could be better than this! But, this time it will be different. I stop rolling and the wide smile on my face fade away.

I told Sasuke that I love Naruto.

I never ever loved any of my boyfriend before. I'm not sure if they love me or not, but it was sure that I don't love them. All of them were clearly informed about this though, and that's why my previous relationships are rather different than usual couples do. I avoid skin contact. Really. I avoid them the most. That includes hugs and holding hands. Yes, I do those. But, very rarely. Not to mention kisses. I never kissed anyone. I never slept with anyone. I am a proud virgin. I am pure and innocent.