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they thought they could defeat me. they were right. im in hiding no dont te
im physically in agony
cycle of "HAHA GOTTEM" and "...fuck" on repeat
i just took a name i liked and smashed it to pieces
i just realised theres no record of this saga except stars memory now
the overlooked evidence. the gotcha card in an ace attorney case
sagaskgk
funnily enough same woman who said "with lots of hard work i managed to pass"
japan is the most advanced civilisation change my mind
I feel like we'd be the chavs of intergalactic meetings. The barnsley of space
That just feels like such. An unscientific but very human thing to do
The idea of the universe collapsing and being reborn is more feelgood
I mean technically in context of aliens he could be right but i just djdkdkcm
this is the best brick joke too
Micheal: you are mr gay; My 5 year old self: *wheeze*
*peaking mic* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
rock an roll buckaroo is a classic man
Jesus christ
"Few teens out there probably smoking some funny cigerettes" "some grass"
You know where you like hug yourself and make it look intense from behind
Shane always purposfully cracks a joke when he does ryan is just...a trainwreck
Lucky isnt even a favourite but i saw them and just. Had to
Dont know why he's so popular tbh but oh well
God. This completely changes my perspective. My third eye is open
Barold is mr tickle
I'll be laughing at it on my deathbed
I have my problems with the communication like but. I love this
GOD im cheesy
Never keep me up for over 24 hours i start with the alien shit
FUCK im really mad about that actually. Like more than my missing art
Im shook we keep the fucking radio channel clear for them we're mental
I MISS that man. Lost my 'lemongrab is ableist' explanation too
'What, this week or???' 'Ever'
Same with azurill too
the leg one is iconic
Haha
literally cant pay someone to fuck him. meowth loses it when told this
im ashamed i didnt have the balls to spend 16 minutes on this
Borrowing meowths clothes, eh?
Avant-garde
Timmy, tommy and redd are in subversive street fashion
Tommy and tommy are the twins and isabelle is wendy. The player is soos
Jessie gets his breakdown on video and exploits it for views
Yes thats exactly the vibe i want from meowth on twitter. Your Dad vibes
'HE WAS TELLING THE TRUTH????? WHAT'
His fans decide to jump on it and make fanart
He's seen this long enough he just KNOWS it aint genuine and he hates it
Jess and jim: that fanart looks real cute tho Moewth: who's side are yous on
'She's on da rock, ya know?' 'What the...are you feeling ok?'
James looking at collectors pokeballs online: i love 'balls Meowth: *WHEEZE*
He hates it with every molicule of his being
You think he has his character wear them fursuit shoes dnjdndmco
ok no, i think its fascinating philosophy i just hate it was created as science
ICONIC (watch the cover get this account taken down too)
i hate how funny this audio is
i hate how my brain only lights up the nostalgia for the shit songs
is anyone caught up on the bloo lore? got any timelines? matpat?
I should rlly do a simpler sheep but. Macciedee.
God.
>:(
Not counting villagers that are just named after food like apple or cherry btw
I am wondering though if the stuffing will cause it to protrude...
Boo
Dmkdjdmd what episode is this from. Help.
Its not like i forgot it means that i just hadnt heard it in years
*we have since found an older tree but STILL.
The holy trinity
Right tall bugger
Looked like a clinbing frame
Two clowns together
Wtf. We lost her for what? Curlos?
'*something totaly innocuous*' '*freaking out* what is that?!'
Meowth was the kid jessie and james shoved in lockers
And boomer
smh
jessie and james? easy. the worlds only talking meowth? pain
'nobody can see the meowth at this time'
you know how hard it is to find a good umlaut in this day and age
He explains it right simply in kid terms. It doesnt help.
"Mom i dont wanna go to school again"
You know what maybe its a good thing misty got to keep togepi
Thats a real, living, breathing, intelligent creature who said no, lads
I hate it
sky burial aksjgkasjgksgs
Hot girl summer
Had a few drinks on a friday night decided to highjack a plane that weekend
Been thinking today and jessie must have gone missing at some point too, right?
Amelia earhart is in team rocket
Well at least they've downgrades from cults to corrupt businesses
Had to address the dancing neon elephant in the room
'Sorry lily i didnt see your expert copy paste retort i was having flashbacks'
Did fucking trump write this
Rant
The difference in the level of effort just.
'why are you like this.'
hazels moving out tho so our total'll stay the same
they're very dark u cant normally tel
ur perfect the way you are
ryan you cant just say these things and then not-
itsa us
mans just put everyone on blast for a second there holy shit
asgkjsdhdfj harsh
What yall think
Oh that was a beaut
'Ok i have a few questions right off the bat'
Ash and meowth solidarity
Smh bloo
Ffs. My career is over. Just bury me in the ground already
Wheeling out my greatest hits tonight, fellas. They're decaying.
Like that meowths the most masculine but u always gotta remember in proportion
'(JUST TELL ME WHAT IT FUCKING IS IN HUMAN)'
There are a right series of bangers that have come out of this series
Im also partial to ryans "im getting out-spanished by the white guy" crisis
Thats it thats the show everybody
The struggles i go through. Unlike star dndjejkdkxjdk
Was tempted to add this to the list but it needs its own acknowledgement
Ryan stop being cute
His torso will be like 12% of his height the rest is just Legg
"This is my least favourite bit we've ever done on this show" fucking same
Me @ my family every five minutes now since watching true crime
Same mood as when your tour guide gets lost. Or your detective goes missing
Im putting off sleep can you te
Feel like he was an extra in kes
a tragidy
we love to see it
So if any loser rich-ass horse girls out there need this info
Ash askin if he can transcribe wobbffet so he could 'speak to' meowth in prison
Look i never claimed it was a SOPHOSTICATED one
"And half of our words translate ta shit like 'stuck door' or 'human bad box'"
Pulls a dominic cummings crafting a whole novel of excuses
'You dont have homonyms in pokemon langauge??' 'We have like 100 woids'
I bet behind the scenes the tories were losing it at him
Dont do this to him
Meowth: meow meow meow meow meow Also meowth: cant humans make more woids
I've only heard mandarin is bullshit btw this isnt a personal attack djdkdn
Meowzie: *spongebob voice* you used me...FOR CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT
He posts this on his twitter and precicely 2 people get it
Im
This stuff is why i could NEVER learn a language. Too Hard Im Baby
Nice one trickie dick
Want yall to know i cannot do That one and im devastated
My monkey brain has a knack for thess
skajgaskgsdg
waluigi is just A Guy who started hanging around wario one day. brilliant
everyone else at their animal shelter is convinced meowths a dealer or somat
Need some explaining to do he forgot not everyones in on it
Judging by how long today took it'll be 2-3 days till shes done
Show producers panickinb pulling up 'WHO'S THAT POKEMON'
Smh
Its his equivalent of that bad unpublished fic we all have stuffed away
Just covers that bit with his paw like 'lets ignore dat'
??????????????? @ god ??????????????????
cant wait for frita to be done and have her top this chart
this is some twisted kind of flex
"i dont care! booking.com has a 0 refund policy"
its not even a good accent either its one of the most annoying
got 3 different correct words in his head and cant use ANY of them. purgatory
only one in his league
the jocks add SO much cursed shit to this game
lexus' guys moxie is somat else
Every time, hop off his dick woman
God imagine being able to say that. Being a cat must be baller
Meowth leaves to get the milk the next morning and they never see him again
"Trust me if we time it right he will kill himself"
Rocking up to an orgy looking like a white tourist. Got lube in a bumbag
Christ. That would be such an appropriate cap off to this year huh
I didnt enjoy the cat returns and its got weird furry vibes
If you do any of the touch ones im dropkicking you
British people on holiday be like
"I found a lovely resturaunt its called the red lion!"
Lads at least keep it consistant
The new get rich quick scheme
Flex
Cj came if ur wondering btw
'whATS up creejheads!'
'wOAH GUYS THE BOBBER- oh its just the wave. What a gamer moment ammiright??'
Before yall say i know fuckall about twitch he can have a highlights youtube too
His channel mascot
Its just. The most surreal thing
I want to enjoy watcher badly man but guys blease,,,u dont deserve this
Haha. Burn. Gottem
I may be biased cos i like cute derpy fuzzballs and everything shane does
Got such classics as "When kermits talking nobody ever asks him 'hey hows jim?'"
Absolute shitters, i would be doing the exact same thinv
Scares the shit out of you. Dramatic fuck
Meowth banging on the gates middle of the night to whine his hottubs too hot
Meowth gives hell 1 star on tripadviser
'What is an innocent little pokemon doing here-?! ...oh. Oh nvm my bad i get it'
The final straw, this
'Im flattered but im coming to terms with being outdone as the worst one here'
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