GOD.
first time 😳
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they thought they could defeat me. they were right. im in hiding no dont te
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im physically in agony
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cycle of "HAHA GOTTEM" and "...fuck" on repeat
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i just took a name i liked and smashed it to pieces
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i just realised theres no record of this saga except stars memory now
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the overlooked evidence. the gotcha card in an ace attorney case
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sagaskgk
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funnily enough same woman who said "with lots of hard work i managed to pass"
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japan is the most advanced civilisation change my mind
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I feel like we'd be the chavs of intergalactic meetings. The barnsley of space
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That just feels like such. An unscientific but very human thing to do
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The idea of the universe collapsing and being reborn is more feelgood
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I mean technically in context of aliens he could be right but i just djdkdkcm
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this is the best brick joke too
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Micheal: you are mr gay; My 5 year old self: *wheeze*
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*peaking mic* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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rock an roll buckaroo is a classic man
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Jesus christ
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"Few teens out there probably smoking some funny cigerettes" "some grass"
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You know where you like hug yourself and make it look intense from behind
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Shane always purposfully cracks a joke when he does ryan is just...a trainwreck
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Lucky isnt even a favourite but i saw them and just. Had to
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Dont know why he's so popular tbh but oh well
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God. This completely changes my perspective. My third eye is open
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Barold is mr tickle
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I'll be laughing at it on my deathbed
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I have my problems with the communication like but. I love this
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GOD im cheesy
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Never keep me up for over 24 hours i start with the alien shit
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FUCK im really mad about that actually. Like more than my missing art
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Im shook we keep the fucking radio channel clear for them we're mental
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I MISS that man. Lost my 'lemongrab is ableist' explanation too
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'What, this week or???' 'Ever'
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Same with azurill too
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the leg one is iconic
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Haha
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literally cant pay someone to fuck him. meowth loses it when told this
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im ashamed i didnt have the balls to spend 16 minutes on this
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Borrowing meowths clothes, eh?
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Avant-garde
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Timmy, tommy and redd are in subversive street fashion
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Tommy and tommy are the twins and isabelle is wendy. The player is soos
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Jessie gets his breakdown on video and exploits it for views
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Yes thats exactly the vibe i want from meowth on twitter. Your Dad vibes
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'HE WAS TELLING THE TRUTH????? WHAT'
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His fans decide to jump on it and make fanart
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He's seen this long enough he just KNOWS it aint genuine and he hates it
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Jess and jim: that fanart looks real cute tho Moewth: who's side are yous on
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'She's on da rock, ya know?' 'What the...are you feeling ok?'
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James looking at collectors pokeballs online: i love 'balls Meowth: *WHEEZE*
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He hates it with every molicule of his being
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You think he has his character wear them fursuit shoes dnjdndmco
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ok no, i think its fascinating philosophy i just hate it was created as science
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ICONIC (watch the cover get this account taken down too)
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i hate how funny this audio is
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i hate how my brain only lights up the nostalgia for the shit songs
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is anyone caught up on the bloo lore? got any timelines? matpat?
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I should rlly do a simpler sheep but. Macciedee.
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God.
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>:(
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Not counting villagers that are just named after food like apple or cherry btw
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I am wondering though if the stuffing will cause it to protrude...
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Boo
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Dmkdjdmd what episode is this from. Help.
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Its not like i forgot it means that i just hadnt heard it in years
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*we have since found an older tree but STILL.
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The holy trinity
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Right tall bugger
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Looked like a clinbing frame
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Two clowns together
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Wtf. We lost her for what? Curlos?
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'*something totaly innocuous*' '*freaking out* what is that?!'
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Meowth was the kid jessie and james shoved in lockers
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And boomer
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smh
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jessie and james? easy. the worlds only talking meowth? pain
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'nobody can see the meowth at this time'
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you know how hard it is to find a good umlaut in this day and age
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He explains it right simply in kid terms. It doesnt help.
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"Mom i dont wanna go to school again"
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You know what maybe its a good thing misty got to keep togepi
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Thats a real, living, breathing, intelligent creature who said no, lads
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I hate it
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sky burial aksjgkasjgksgs
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Hot girl summer
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Had a few drinks on a friday night decided to highjack a plane that weekend
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Been thinking today and jessie must have gone missing at some point too, right?
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Amelia earhart is in team rocket
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Well at least they've downgrades from cults to corrupt businesses
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Had to address the dancing neon elephant in the room
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'Sorry lily i didnt see your expert copy paste retort i was having flashbacks'
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Did fucking trump write this
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Rant
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The difference in the level of effort just.
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'why are you like this.'
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hazels moving out tho so our total'll stay the same
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they're very dark u cant normally tel
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ur perfect the way you are
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ryan you cant just say these things and then not-
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itsa us
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mans just put everyone on blast for a second there holy shit
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asgkjsdhdfj harsh
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What yall think
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Oh that was a beaut
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'Ok i have a few questions right off the bat'
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Ash and meowth solidarity
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Smh bloo
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Ffs. My career is over. Just bury me in the ground already
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Wheeling out my greatest hits tonight, fellas. They're decaying.
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Like that meowths the most masculine but u always gotta remember in proportion
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'(JUST TELL ME WHAT IT FUCKING IS IN HUMAN)'
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There are a right series of bangers that have come out of this series
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Im also partial to ryans "im getting out-spanished by the white guy" crisis
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Thats it thats the show everybody
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The struggles i go through. Unlike star dndjejkdkxjdk
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Was tempted to add this to the list but it needs its own acknowledgement
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Ryan stop being cute
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His torso will be like 12% of his height the rest is just Legg
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"This is my least favourite bit we've ever done on this show" fucking same
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Me @ my family every five minutes now since watching true crime
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Same mood as when your tour guide gets lost. Or your detective goes missing
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Im putting off sleep can you te
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Feel like he was an extra in kes
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a tragidy
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we love to see it
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So if any loser rich-ass horse girls out there need this info
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Ash askin if he can transcribe wobbffet so he could 'speak to' meowth in prison
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Look i never claimed it was a SOPHOSTICATED one
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"And half of our words translate ta shit like 'stuck door' or 'human bad box'"
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Pulls a dominic cummings crafting a whole novel of excuses
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'You dont have homonyms in pokemon langauge??' 'We have like 100 woids'
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I bet behind the scenes the tories were losing it at him
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Dont do this to him
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Meowth: meow meow meow meow meow Also meowth: cant humans make more woids
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I've only heard mandarin is bullshit btw this isnt a personal attack djdkdn
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Meowzie: *spongebob voice* you used me...FOR CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT
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He posts this on his twitter and precicely 2 people get it
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Im
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This stuff is why i could NEVER learn a language. Too Hard Im Baby
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Nice one trickie dick
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Want yall to know i cannot do That one and im devastated
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My monkey brain has a knack for thess
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skajgaskgsdg
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waluigi is just A Guy who started hanging around wario one day. brilliant
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everyone else at their animal shelter is convinced meowths a dealer or somat
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Need some explaining to do he forgot not everyones in on it
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Judging by how long today took it'll be 2-3 days till shes done
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Show producers panickinb pulling up 'WHO'S THAT POKEMON'
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Smh
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Its his equivalent of that bad unpublished fic we all have stuffed away
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Just covers that bit with his paw like 'lets ignore dat'
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??????????????? @ god ??????????????????
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cant wait for frita to be done and have her top this chart
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this is some twisted kind of flex
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"i dont care! booking.com has a 0 refund policy"
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its not even a good accent either its one of the most annoying
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got 3 different correct words in his head and cant use ANY of them. purgatory
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only one in his league
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the jocks add SO much cursed shit to this game
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lexus' guys moxie is somat else
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Every time, hop off his dick woman
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God imagine being able to say that. Being a cat must be baller
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Meowth leaves to get the milk the next morning and they never see him again
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"Trust me if we time it right he will kill himself"
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Rocking up to an orgy looking like a white tourist. Got lube in a bumbag
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Christ. That would be such an appropriate cap off to this year huh
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I didnt enjoy the cat returns and its got weird furry vibes
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If you do any of the touch ones im dropkicking you
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British people on holiday be like
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"I found a lovely resturaunt its called the red lion!"
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Lads at least keep it consistant
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The new get rich quick scheme
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Flex
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Cj came if ur wondering btw
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'whATS up creejheads!'
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'wOAH GUYS THE BOBBER- oh its just the wave. What a gamer moment ammiright??'
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Before yall say i know fuckall about twitch he can have a highlights youtube too
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His channel mascot
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Its just. The most surreal thing
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I want to enjoy watcher badly man but guys blease,,,u dont deserve this
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Haha. Burn. Gottem
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I may be biased cos i like cute derpy fuzzballs and everything shane does
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Got such classics as "When kermits talking nobody ever asks him 'hey hows jim?'"
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Absolute shitters, i would be doing the exact same thinv
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Scares the shit out of you. Dramatic fuck
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Meowth banging on the gates middle of the night to whine his hottubs too hot
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Meowth gives hell 1 star on tripadviser
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'What is an innocent little pokemon doing here-?! ...oh. Oh nvm my bad i get it'
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The final straw, this
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'Im flattered but im coming to terms with being outdone as the worst one here'
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Part 200 lads
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