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//kageyama entered a private session with tsukishima\\

kageyama: i need your advice

tsukishima: again?

tsukishima: cant you go to Hinata or Yamaguchi

kageyama: no

kageyama: Yamaguchi is too nice to tell me things as they are

kageyama: and it's

kageyama: about Hinata

tsukishima: did you two already break up

tsukishima: it's literally been like five days

kageyama: no we haven't

kageyama: i was just

kageyama: we were hanging out yesterday

tsukishima: at his house?

kageyama: yes

kageyama: and he tried to kiss me

tsukishima: gross. If you're coming to me for,,,, that,,, just look it up and don't forget protection

kageyama: but

kageyama: i couldn't kiss him

kageyama: im too scared and need advice

tsukishima: you were scared to kiss him?

kageyama: yes

kageyama: he got so close to me and i just pushed his face away

kageyama: i want to kiss him

kageyama: im not good with people and don't want to mess up my first kiss

tsukishima: this is so cringy

tsukishima: you cant perfect a kiss instantly

tsukishima: just tell him you're nervous and go for it

tsukishima: so what if it's bad first time

tsukishima: he's just going to be happy you're showing commitment

kageyama: thank you

kageyama: but what do you mean about protection

tsukishima: i have never wanted to kill myself more wow

tsukishima: go talk to suga about it that's his job

kageyama: ok

kageyama: ill let you know how your advice went

tsukishima: i would much rather you didn't

//tsukishima left the conversation with kageyama\\

//kageyama entered a private session with sugawara\\

kageyama: why would i need protection with hinata

sugawara: what

sugawara: in what context-

sugawara: like... Volleyball?..

sugawara: or-

kageyama: i don't know

kageyama: i was on about how i want to kiss Hinata but i was scared to

kageyama: and Tsukishima mentioned something about remembering protection

sugawara: i

kageyama: i spend so much time focusing on volleyball i don't really understand relationships and with being gay all you can really do is kiss

sugawara: no

sugawara: you can still

sugawara: you can have sex with another guy

kageyama: you can?

kageyama: but they don't have

kageyama: you know

sugawara: this is not how i pictured spending my evening

sugawara: im going to send you a video
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*YouTube video talking about it, nothing inappropriate y'all :')*
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sugawara: watch it in your bedroom and make sure to use earphones

kageyama: is it going to help

sugawara: unless you want me explaining gay sex to you then yes

kageyama: how do you know about gay sex

sugawara: no reason

sugawara: http : // i-dont-know-what-to-put-here-but-i-think-you-all-can-gather-what-this-link-will-be-directed-to-if-it-were-an-actual-link

sugawara: there

sugawara: be careful though

sugawara: you two are only just dating and you're still quite young so

sugawara: maybe consider all that before you two...

sugawara: you get what I'm trying to say here

sugawara: good luck?

//sugawara left the conversation with kageyama\\

//sugawara sent a message to "the three amigos"\\

sugawara: kill me now

daichi: is everything ok

sugawara: no

sugawara: most definitely not

asahi: what's up

sugawara: i just had to talk about sex to kageyama

daichi: i shouldn't be laughing i shouldn't be laughing i shouldn't be-

asahi: that sounds awkward

asahi: i would freeze on the spot if someone messaged me about that

daichi: how did you explain it to him

sugawara: i sent a link to a video

daichi: HAHAHAHAAH

daichi: that boy is going to be traumatised

sugawara: i had no other options :(((

sugawara: it's not something i expected to talk about

daichi: you are the mom of the group though

asahi: ^^

sugawara: you guys suck at emotional support

sugawara: im the one traumatised from the whole ordeal

daichi: could have been worse

daichi: could have been hinata or tsukishima asking

sugawara: well you'll get the luxury of explaining it to them daichi

daichi: i don't know anything about that stuff

sugawara: sure

sugawara: better start the research then. You're the dad of the group, your job to parent them too.

asahi: i could have sworn i only signed up for a volleyball club at one point and not relationship counseling

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