//kageyama entered a private session with tsukishima\\
kageyama: i need your advice
tsukishima: again?
tsukishima: cant you go to Hinata or Yamaguchi
kageyama: no
kageyama: Yamaguchi is too nice to tell me things as they are
kageyama: and it's
kageyama: about Hinata
tsukishima: did you two already break up
tsukishima: it's literally been like five days
kageyama: no we haven't
kageyama: i was just
kageyama: we were hanging out yesterday
tsukishima: at his house?
kageyama: yes
kageyama: and he tried to kiss me
tsukishima: gross. If you're coming to me for,,,, that,,, just look it up and don't forget protection
kageyama: but
kageyama: i couldn't kiss him
kageyama: im too scared and need advice
tsukishima: you were scared to kiss him?
kageyama: yes
kageyama: he got so close to me and i just pushed his face away
kageyama: i want to kiss him
kageyama: im not good with people and don't want to mess up my first kiss
tsukishima: this is so cringy
tsukishima: you cant perfect a kiss instantly
tsukishima: just tell him you're nervous and go for it
tsukishima: so what if it's bad first time
tsukishima: he's just going to be happy you're showing commitment
kageyama: thank you
kageyama: but what do you mean about protection
tsukishima: i have never wanted to kill myself more wow
tsukishima: go talk to suga about it that's his job
kageyama: ok
kageyama: ill let you know how your advice went
tsukishima: i would much rather you didn't
//tsukishima left the conversation with kageyama\\
//kageyama entered a private session with sugawara\\
kageyama: why would i need protection with hinata
sugawara: what
sugawara: in what context-
sugawara: like... Volleyball?..
sugawara: or-
kageyama: i don't know
kageyama: i was on about how i want to kiss Hinata but i was scared to
kageyama: and Tsukishima mentioned something about remembering protection
sugawara: i
kageyama: i spend so much time focusing on volleyball i don't really understand relationships and with being gay all you can really do is kiss
sugawara: no
sugawara: you can still
sugawara: you can have sex with another guy
kageyama: you can?
kageyama: but they don't have
kageyama: you know
sugawara: this is not how i pictured spending my evening
sugawara: im going to send you a video
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*YouTube video talking about it, nothing inappropriate y'all :')*
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sugawara: watch it in your bedroom and make sure to use earphoneskageyama: is it going to help
sugawara: unless you want me explaining gay sex to you then yes
kageyama: how do you know about gay sex
sugawara: no reason
sugawara: http : // i-dont-know-what-to-put-here-but-i-think-you-all-can-gather-what-this-link-will-be-directed-to-if-it-were-an-actual-link
sugawara: there
sugawara: be careful though
sugawara: you two are only just dating and you're still quite young so
sugawara: maybe consider all that before you two...
sugawara: you get what I'm trying to say here
sugawara: good luck?
//sugawara left the conversation with kageyama\\
//sugawara sent a message to "the three amigos"\\
sugawara: kill me now
daichi: is everything ok
sugawara: no
sugawara: most definitely not
asahi: what's up
sugawara: i just had to talk about sex to kageyama
daichi: i shouldn't be laughing i shouldn't be laughing i shouldn't be-
asahi: that sounds awkward
asahi: i would freeze on the spot if someone messaged me about that
daichi: how did you explain it to him
sugawara: i sent a link to a video
daichi: HAHAHAHAAH
daichi: that boy is going to be traumatised
sugawara: i had no other options :(((
sugawara: it's not something i expected to talk about
daichi: you are the mom of the group though
asahi: ^^
sugawara: you guys suck at emotional support
sugawara: im the one traumatised from the whole ordeal
daichi: could have been worse
daichi: could have been hinata or tsukishima asking
sugawara: well you'll get the luxury of explaining it to them daichi
daichi: i don't know anything about that stuff
sugawara: sure
sugawara: better start the research then. You're the dad of the group, your job to parent them too.
asahi: i could have sworn i only signed up for a volleyball club at one point and not relationship counseling
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Recreation || KageHina || DaiSuga || AsaNoya || TsukkiYama || EnnoTana
Fanfictionjust another chatfic for the Karasuno gang since they're pretty fun to make started: 23rd January 2020 finished: