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!!warning: bad pickup lines!!

Dream was on a stream with George, and had gotten a $100 donation.

Do as many bad pickup lines to George as you can.

Dream chuckled, causing George to move his character's head over to him. "Why're you chuckling?" The Brit asks.

"Just a dono. Hey George, did you know that if you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple?"

"Oh my God! Dream!" George says, his voice a bit muffled. "Shut up!"

Dream hummed and let the pickup lines drop for bit, opening the chat box and typing 'Don't worry, give me a few minutes.' He backspaces after a few minutes and carries on, eventually bringing up Harry Potter. "Speaking of Quidditch! I don't know what position you'd play, George, but you seem like a keeper."

George lets out a muffled noise, somewhere between a groan of 'oh my god' and a groan of 'I'm blushing.' Dream smirks, and pushes on. "Did someone just cast expelliarmus? 'Cause you've got me completely disarmed."

"Dreaam! Shut up!"

"Moaning my name now? You move fast, Georgie!"

A loud thud comes from George's end, and Dream knows he probably smacked his desk. Confirmation comes when George yelps. "Ow! My elbow!"

Dream wheezes, and George rolls his eyes. He hears typing and then eventually George continues on, pretending that that never happened.

Another half hour had gone by with Dream assaulting George with horrible pickup lines, when George finally responded.

"You must be from the nether, because you're out of this world."

Dream freezes, a flush creeping across his face. "What?" He manages.

"I must be gravel, because I'm falling for you!"

Dream lets out some sort of squeak and then answer back. "Are you a block of dirt? Because I dig you."

"You must be a torch, because you light up my whole world!"

Dream buries his head into his hoodie, and doesn't respond for a moment. "Are you a witch? I'm under your spell!"

George giggles, knowing he's winning this war. "Oh, and did I mention that you look Opti-FINE tonight?"

"You may have won this battle, but you haven't won the war!" Dream says, his face ultra red.

"Are you sure about that?" George coos.

Dream mumbles something incoherent and then ends the stream quickly. George laughs as he leaves the Teamspeak, just as Sapnap joins. "Did I miss something?"