𝗪𝗲 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗺𝗮𝗱 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 (steven hyde/that 70s show 𝘅 reader)

the secret hot girls club!

HYDE POV

Forman, kelso, fez and I were sitting at the hub...

"so I'm thinking if horny virgins are dying for sex then haunting for horny virgins I will go" said fez with an evil smile

"by the way fez it's not pronounced virgin,
it's pronounced vir-gin" I said

"I thought it was virgin" fez was so confused it made it all the more better

"Nah hyde's right its vir-gin" kelso nodded

"now I will not stand stupid in front of the beautiful vir-gins!" sighed fez

Then donna, Y/N and brooke came in the hub laughing and talking...

"oh my god that's the girl that's the girl I made out with at the concert!" yelled kelso pointing at brooke

"that's brooke" said eric

"man no one sleeps with that brooke she was a sophomore when we were seniors she turned down her science teacher and he drove a Corvette" I said sitting next to kelso for a better view

"yeah she was like some mythical creature like a unicorn" said eric almost drooling

"so seems like shes moving too fast it's probably cause all my memories of her are in super jiggle sexy slo-mo" I sighed

"well all I know is that's her and I did it with her and I'll prove it!" Kelso got out of his sit to "prove" that he did it with her but we all know he didnt

We all watched in amusement as brooke asked kelso "do I know you?" and eric couldn't resist but get up and scream "BURN!" in Kelsos face.
I had a blast!

♡

Y/N POV

We were sitting in the basement me sitting on the floor next to steven who was sitting on his chair and he was playing with my hair, jackie donna and eric on the couch and fez next to the record player

"What is Brooke's deal man!like most girls lie about doing it with me when they haven't everything is backwards!" said kelso storming down the stairs

"yeah it's like freaky Friday but unlike that charming little movie your story has no basis in fact!" said eric

"come on kelso just admit it you didnt do it with her or maybe you talked to the wrong girl!" I said shrugging

"No I know it's her Y/N! I remember it clearly!its true except the girl is avoiding me how do you get a girl to come to you when you repulse her?" said kelso sitting on the chair mad

"yeah Eric!" said jackie

"well I like to put a hot dog on the end of a stick and hide in bushes!" eric teased

"donna, Y/N how do you know brooke anyway?did you guys jump out of a cake together or something?" asked steven

"No you dillhole!We used to work on the school paper together!" I said

"yeah you moron!" sighed donna

"I think you know brooke because theres a secret club in this town made of all the hot girls, the secret hot girls club!" said kelso

"Aww thanks kelso for the compliment but no" I said

"there is no secret hot girls club, oh believe me I'd know!" said jackie as I nodded

"aha I'm going to take off I have to get to my secret hot girls club meeting, Oops!" donna fake gasped

"why doesnt brooke like me I mean I'm a gentleman!" said kelso

"Guys who do you think would be the secret hot girl club president?Me,Jackie, donna or brooke?" I asked

"you really want us to answer that question Y/N?" said Steven

"Yeah come on I'm not gonna get hurt!" I giggled

"Okay then because you are not setting a trap then brooke" said steven

"Aha!see I trapped ya!Now say I'm the hottest one or you're dead!" I pointed at him as I got up

"Y/N you know shes hot your just cute!" said kelso

"oh come on why I'm I always the cute one!"

"because you are short!" said Steven as he sat me on his lap and started tickling me

♡

Me and donna were sitting in her room talking...

"Donna can you help me with something?"

"Yeah N/N(nickname) tell me" she said turning her head from her book

"look the boys always call me cute and I dont like it! Like because I'm short and have a baby face doesnt mean I'm not hot like you!" I said

"Look not all girls are "hot" some are cute others just pretty you know!But, I think being cute makes you more irresistible to hyde than hot. Also you are not only cute you are gorgeous you just dont see it N/N!"

"oh I guess you're right Steven always says I'm cute and I think that does make me irresistible! Thanks Don!"

♡

We were sitting in the basement again, I mean that's all we do!

"my plan to have sex with virgins failed so I've widened my search from virgins to
everyone!" said fez

"basically you're back to where you started this morning" said Eric

"not really I had some pie!I've done less in a day" fez sighed

"Well donna turns out brooke doesnt like intelligent men!" said kelso storming in the basement almost breaking the door

"kelso you didnt have sex with her man just let it go!" said steven

"Yeah maybe it's a misunderstanding I'm sure you did it with another girl who looks like her or maybe she has a twin!" I said making my self comfortable on Steven's lap

just then brooke walks in the basement...

"Micheal I need to talk to you" she said

"yeah about what?" asked kelso

"about our night together at the molly hatchet concert" she looked nervous

"excuse me!" said kelso as he started yelling "BURN!" to every person in the house and then came back..

"we totally did it!" he yelled

"micheal I just found out I'm pregnant!" she said

We all stayed still, everyone was so shocked our jaws had dropped...

"I never touched her!" yelled kelso sitting on his chair

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I got out of the basement to walk to Donna's when I saw steven sitting alone on the vista cruiser smoking a cigarette

"Hey curly, what are you doing alone out here?" I asked him sitting next to him

"Oh nothing" he said

I took the cigarette out of his mouth and through it on the floor

"hey!" he giggled

"I want you to be healthy!I cant believe what happened to brooke I mean I want kids too but shes just too young!"

"You want kids?" he asked

"yeah I mean one day, someday"

"Me too babe maybe they'll be ours" he said hugging me

"I hope so I want my kids with curly hair!" I giggled

"I love you N/N" he said kissing me

"I love you too curly" I said kissing back

NOTE: Guys my story has almost reached 230 reads! Are you kidding? thank you guys so much for everything!

Love Yall♡♡