1. My family misses me.
2. My best friends miss me.
3. Ashton misses me a lot.
4. I have a job to do (painting, earning money for charity, volunteering, taking care of my animals).
5. Don't have to deal with iron deficiency (drink as much strawberry milk as I want!!)
6. I have perfect health there, and it's easier to take care of myself than it is here.
7. My home is a huge treehouse in the forest with a SPIRAL SLIDE YOU CAN GO DOWN WHEN YOU WANT TO LEAVE, need I say more?
8. I'm supposed to go home.
9. I have dealt with enough pain and trauma here.
10. The world is safer and happier.
11. Earth is clean and everybody takes care of it.
12. Everyone is nice, compassionate, understanding and caring toward each other.
13. Donald Trump and Mike Pence doesn't exist there. Again, need I say more?
14. I have a doggo, 2 kitties, and birdies and other animals visit me often. AGAIN, NEED I SAY MORE?
15. No coronavirus babyyyy!!!
16. Our desired body, girl, holy shit.
17. Children get to have amazing, fun, happy childhoods and not deal with childhood trauma.
18. I can watch Disney movies whenever I want in the big theater.
19. I can travel all over the world
20. Don't have to deal with bug bites (all bugs are friendly and look cute. Also, extra cute bumblebees!!!)
21. Who's going to take care of my plants?
22. I get to help millions of people.
23. Lowest crime rates ever. Everyone is safe and happy, bitch.
24. I'm never bored because I write poetry + short stories, go hiking in the hills whenever I want, can cook + bake literally anything, draw + paint whenever I want, go on photography trips whenever I want, sing covers whenever I want, take care of my plants + veggies in my garden, play any game I want whenever I want, okaY LITERALLY ANYTHING.
25. I have Animal Crossing New Horizons.
26. I can eat anything I want, order whatever I want, when I want. (Plus it's my reality so like,,, if I don't wanna gain weight/become unhealthy, I don't have to worry about that lmao)
27. People don't get harassed or r*ped or hurt in any way in my desired reality.
28. Healthcare is affordable and easy to go if you need it.
29. ^ Same with mental health help.
30. I'm honestly not going to miss this reality, let's be honest.
31. I'm best friends with my favorite people (Alex Gaskarth + Jack Barakat, Markiplier + Jacksepticeye, etc)
32. I'm still gonna have all my stuffies + they get a huge room so they never get accidentally kicked or anything.
33. My abuser doesn't exist in that reality.
34. In that reality, I have an amazing, loving, supportive family that cares about me.
35. I can enjoy lots of cotton candy dipping dots ice cream ohmygod nEED I SAY MORE BITCH
36. All of our favorite things will be there, we aren't leaving them behind or forgetting them.
37. Politics.
38. Shitty relatives who are assholes that contradict themselves, say you belong in the toliet just for saying a word they don't like, thinking they're better, I mean, Jesus Christ do I need to go on??
39. Think about it: iHop crepes whenever I want.
40. Also: Cotton candy dipping dots.
41. Literally, being able to just snuggle and smother my boyfriend
42. The world is actually good and people are actually good omg
43. Our desired body is literally so hot?? Insecurity? Who's she? Don't know her.
44. TOYSRUS NEVER CLOSED BITCH MY CHILDREN AND GRANDCHILDREN GONNA BE ABLE TO PLAY AND BUY TOYS AND HAVE FUN IN THE CUTE TOY STORE BITCH YES
45. my clone will take my place here while i'm gone for my family and future here, and i can easily shift back whenever i want
46. the next few months are probably going to be horrible here, so why not spend them in safety and happiness and comfort and peace and love?
47. tuna sandwiches are safe to eat bc there arent a lot (or any if possible) industrial things that affect the oceans
