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Matty
Sorry I left early. I'm at an interview right now which I forgot about. I will be at mine for lunch and I'll get my sandwiches as well x

Me
It's okay. Have fun at the interview. See you later x


Me
Seriously why don't you like cucumber? x

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Group chat - for the vibes 2.0

George
 Mate we are all here 

Saf
Don't forget your sandwiches you weirdo 

Matty
I'm in tesco now but there are a few fans in here 

George
good  luck mate 

Saf
why is Olivia wearing your t-shirt?

Me
because it looks good 

Adam
hanging off your back?

Me
yeah

George
ffs 

Matty
Okay I'm on my way now 

Matty
But hey at least we didn't do it in the back of a van

Me
MATTY!!!

Matty
What I'm just saying

Saf
ooh so you did do it 

Me
piss off 

George
I've iced the cake and made the cucumber sandwiches. Saf bought her Nan's tea set over so it's all proper

Me
Yeah it looks pretty cool but Ross has already started eating 

Ross
no i haven't

Me
I saw you eat some Frazzles don't lie 

Matty
we got frazzles?

Me
we did 

Ross
there is like a packet and a half 

Adam
Actually there is a packet left. George ate the rest 

Me

Matty Why does Ross have a sharpie?

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Matty
Why does Ross have a sharpie?

Me
George tried eating the chocolate which was Ross' and before I took this he scribbled all over George's face 

Matty
okay now the important question who's dog is that?

Saf
well when I got the tea set my nan said that I have to bring him

Me
He gets along with Allen don't worry 

Matty
Okay I'm round the corner now 

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