Creepypasta Zodiacs

What does Slendermama think of you?

Edit: I have no idea why it kept auto correcting Slenderman to Slendermama so I just kept it °>°

Aries: "They are.... tolerated"

Taurus: "I feel like they need to be kept in a more padded room."

Gemini: "I'm kinda nervouse because I have no idea where they are and they could pop out at any moment"

Cancer: "They are the one who keeps trying to jump off the chandelier and- GOD DAMNIT CANVER GET DOWN-!" *Cancer got on to the chandelier again-*

Leo: "Don't even mention them to me, those demons probably work for Zalgo.

Virgo: "They are cave people I only associate with them when they are here for dinner."

Libra: "I- I don't even know what to say about them."

Scorpio: "*Nearby screeching*"

Saggitarius: "They usually help Capricorn in the kitchen, but I have had to put them in a lake once because they caught on fire."

Capricorn: "They are kinda like me they make sure that no one does of starvation or Lord knows what else."

Aquarius: "They make sure that everyone actually goes to bed and they usually are the one who has to ducktape Capricorn to the bed so they will sleep."

Pisces: "They are just there. Don't do much, but they keep everyone sane."