Beer: Hey, Martini! Fuck, marry, kill — Me, Fish & Chips, and Tequila
Martini: [points at Beer] Kill you!
Martini: Fuck Tequila!
Martini: And marry Fish & Chips!
Tequila, blushing: What?
Beer: What?
Martini: What?
Fish & Chips: I want a divorce
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FanfictionThe title says it all Started 》27th of May, 2020 Ended 》11th of July, 2020
