Food Fantasy Quotes

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Sweet Tofu: I think I'm in love with him (you know who by now)

Spicy Gluten: Stars twinkle, the sky is blue, Yuxiang's hot—

Sweet Tofu: What the fuck?

Spicy Gluten: Oh, I thought we were listing obvious things

Yuxiang: Did you just say I'm hot?

Spicy Gluten: Well—

Salty Tofu: Stars don't DAMN TWINKLE!