Food Fantasy Quotes

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Red Wine: Did humans invent Maths or did we discover it?

Red Wine: Does Maths even exist?

Smart-ass Food Souls: Allow me to introduce myself

Later

Red Wine, stumbling into Steak's room: I already regret making that announcement because smart people keep coming up to me trying to explain Maths and it's making me nauseous

Baguette: [manifests into thin air] The universe did some weird shit, and humans were like "Got you now motherfucker! We got numbers and shit to figure it all out" and as punishment for this hubris, God fucked up physics so hard we still don't know what's going on

Red Wine: Some FUCKER decided they could just start counting things and it was all downhill from there