South Park Preferences

First Thoughts

their first thoughts when they saw you! :)

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ᴋʏʟᴇ ʙʀᴏғʟᴏᴠsᴋɪ

'who would order this from a burger shack?..'

sᴛᴀɴ ᴍᴀʀsʜ

'It was nice of her to talk to me and she's super pretty..'

ᴋᴇɴɴʏ ᴍᴄᴄᴏʀᴍɪᴄᴋ

'check out the tits on this babe.. oop, her voice is hot too..'

ᴇʀɪᴄ ᴄᴀʀᴛᴍᴀɴ

'whore.'

ᴛᴡᴇᴇᴋ ᴛᴡᴇᴇᴋ

'GAH! girls are too much pressure!'

ᴄʀᴀɪɢ ᴛᴜᴄᴋᴇʀ

'fuc-... wow.'

ᴛᴏᴋᴇɴ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ

'I like her style and I don't think I mind that ship..'

ᴄʟʏᴅᴇ ᴅᴏɴᴏᴠᴀɴ

'I don't mind this view from behind this girl..'

ʙᴜᴛᴛᴇʀs sᴛᴏᴛᴄʜ

'oh hamburgers.. she's so nice and pretty!'

ᴊɪᴍᴍʏ ᴠᴀʟᴍᴇʀ

'wow, she likes my jokes a-and she's pretty too!'

sᴄᴏᴛᴛ ᴍᴀʟᴋɪɴsᴏɴ

'wow, a girl with diabetes can be this pretty? I wonder.. did her mom fart on her too?'

ᴘᴇᴛᴇ ᴛʜᴇʟᴍᴀɴ

'never thought a conformist would be this nice... and.. pretty?'

ᴍɪᴄʜᴀᴇʟ (ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴀʟʟ ɢᴏᴛʜ)

'she's different than other conformists...'

ɢᴀʀʏ ʜᴀʀʀɪsᴏɴ

'she's such a role model for people and women everywhere! she sure seems nice too!'

ᴍᴀʀᴋ ᴄᴏᴛsᴡᴏʟᴅ

'wow, she's wonderful!'

ᴅᴀᴍɪᴇɴ ᴛʜᴏʀɴᴇ

'god damn... she's a hot angel.. thank satan for Kenny..'

ᴅᴀᴠɪᴅ ʀᴏᴅʀɪɢᴜᴇᴢ

'welp, here goes nothing... hopefully people will stop thinking I'm gay for Kyle..'

ᴄʜʀɪsᴛᴏᴘʜᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏʟᴇ

'she isn't too bad honestly.. maybe, I can hang out with her more..'

ɢʀᴇɢᴏʀʏ ᴏғ ʏᴀʀᴅᴀʟᴇ

'wow, she's so pretty and funny! I can't wait to tutor her more!'

ᴋᴇᴠɪɴ sᴛᴏʟᴇʏ

'dude, that cosplay is so cool! oop, it's a girl, a pretty one...'

ᴡᴇɴᴅʏ ᴛᴇsᴛᴀʙᴜʀɢᴇʀ

'yes, another protestor! she's really cute too, we could be great friends!'

ʙᴇʙᴇ sᴛᴇᴠᴇɴs

'Revenge time with a cute girl!... did I seriously just think she was cute?..'

ʀᴇᴅ ᴛᴜᴄᴋᴇʀ

'another girl to torture my cousin with! we are gonna get along well..'

ɴɪᴄʜᴏʟᴇ ᴅᴀɴɪᴇʟs

'no way! she likes post malone too? maybe she likes the other musicians I like!'

ʜᴇɪᴅɪ ᴛᴜʀɴᴇʀ

'I had no idea girls could be so pretty and super nice!'

ʀᴇʙᴇᴄᴄᴀ ᴄᴏᴛsᴡᴏʟᴅ

'Aww... she's so nice, maybe we can become good friends!'