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Anko: Isn't the parent conference tonight?
Iruka: ... Fuck me.
Kakashi: [looks up from his book] huh?
Anko: Ha, did you forget! That's quite unfortunate!
Iruka: It is because there these two parents that-
Kakashi: Wait I already did.?
Iruka: Did what?
Asuma: [looks at Kakashi confused then smerks] I see.
Iruka: [Turns red] Tell me that your joking...
Anko: Ha, you got laid!
Iruka: [Face turns more red]
Anko: Tell me everything!!!
Iruka: Anko!!
Kakashi: Don't you remember?
Iruka: *sighs* Of course I do, but I don't want to remember it here! *mumbles* Let alone it get mentioned... *mumbles*
Kakashi: [devilish glint in eyes] Ahem, well lets just say you should've been there. It was an amazing view from above. The lighting was perfect-
Iruka: Please stop..
Kakashi: and don't get me started on the all you can eat buffet.
Asuma: [Chokes on cigarette]
Anko: Pfff- Damn that sounds like a good meal.
Kakashi: Oh trust me it was.
Iruka: From above huh... that's funny cause who said you were ever top.
Anko: *burst out laughing*
Asuma: [Swallows Cigarette]
Kakashi: [turns completely pale] ... I'll show to top!
Iruka: Huh?.
Kakashi: [Starts doing transportation hand signs]
Iruka: Oh sh- [Get jumped on by kakashi]
Kakashi & Iruka: [Disappears in a puff of smoke]
Asuma & Anko; [Both look at each other and then the smoke]
Anko: I bet 10 Dollars Iruka will be limping for a week.
Asuma: I bet $20 for 2 weeks. Knowing Kakashi possibly even longer.

————short time skip line————

[Naruto, Sakura, and Duckbutt come out from the bushes]

Sakura: ...
Naruto: ...
Duckbutt: ...
Naruto: THEIR DATING!?!?!?
Duckbutt: Kakashi has never been top?
Sakura: Are you guys forgetting that they are having sex right now?Poor Iruka.
Duckbutt: I bet he has... I think Iruka was just saying that.

—————The next day—————

Asuma: [lights cigarette]
Anko: Look there's Iruka. He looks perfectly fine.
Asuma: Maybe Kakashi went easy on him?
Anko: Hey Iruka Over Here!
Iruka: Huh? Oh. [walks over to them] Need something.
Asuma: Yeah where's Kakashi?
Iruka: Lady Tsunade called for a mission.
Asuma: Thanks just was wondering.
Iruka: Well I got to go.
Anko Were you late?
Iruka: Late to what?
Anko: The conference.
Iruka: Oh... Yeah. [Starts walking away]
Anko: Ha, that must of been embarrassing to walk in limping. Did any parent question you.
Iruka: [Stops walking for a moment] No none did.
Asume: See ya
Iruka: Mhm

————In Tsunade office————

Tsunade: You What?!?
Kakashi: Sorry I cant take this mission.
Tsunade: Why not!?
Kakashi: I'm um... well... have...
Tsunade: You...
Kakashi: Limping
Tsunade: Well I probably can fix that. Come closer so I can-
Kakashi: No! No! Ummm.. not like that.
Tsunade: Huh. [Raises a eyebrow] So Iruka.
Kakashi: Yep.
Tsunade: Come back to me when you are... better. I will assign you to a mission then ok?
Kakashi: Sounds good. [Teleports away]
Tsunade: Danmit Iruka. Kakashi was the perfect one for this mission. I'm gonna have a hard time finding a replacement.

———At home (Iruka's home)———

Iruka: [Opens door walks] (yes also shuts door)
Kakashi: [glares at him]
Iruka: What? Aren't you supposed to be on a mis-
Kakashi: Not anymore.
Iruka: And your mad about that?
Kakashi: No, but Tsunade knows.
Iruka: Please I run into Anko and Asuma today. Be glad I didn't tell them.
Kakashi: Will ya ever let me be top?
Iruka: Maybe next week. It will be spring break.
Kakashi: [Walks up to Iruka and hugs him] What do you want for dinner? [Kisses the top of his head]
Iruka: Don't care.

Fin.