Snapchat [Oikuroo]

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It was late at night when Oikawa decided to check his phone more specifically, snapchat. Oikawa sighed and checked the time, noticing it was already 2 am.

Well, might as well play animal crossing. He thought, since Iwa-chan was sleeping, Makki and Mattsun were probably sending memes to each other, he had no one to talk to. Oh well, another day with my ugly villagers.

He grabs his switch and starts to venture around his island when suddenly he gets a notification from snapchat. Who could it be?

churoothetesticles added you on snapchat

What the hell type of name is that?

churoothetesticles is typing...

After seeing getting the notification from snapchat, Oikawa decides to open his phone.

churoothetesticles
hey there princess (;

grandalienking
hey?
princess?  what's that about

churoothetesticles
just thought i'd give you a name
since i don't have yours~
yet (;

grandalienking
wow, smooth 

churoothetesticles
sooo you gonna give me your name?

grandalienking
i don't  even know you

churoothetesticles
well you could, i'm kuroo
but you can call me daddy~

grandalienking
please don't ever call yourself that , ever again
what if you're a random  70 year old trying to kidnap me???

churoothetesticles
no promises (; and i'm 17
hbu?

grandalienking
oh well good for you
i'm a little 9 year old girl
now leave me alone

churoothetesticles
what? you can't be!

grandalienking
of course i am kuro-chan

churoothetesticles
wow a nickname already? how lovely~

grandalienking
just remember, you're flirting with a 9 year old girl
i'm going back to animal crossing, bye

churoothetesticles
):
i'll just text you tomorrow then <3

The cafeteria was pretty quiet, except for the group of 4 that usually were always stared at.

"HAHA WHAT? YOU SAID YOU WERE LITTLE 9 YEAR OLD GIRL???"

Because of Makki's outburst, everyone in the cafeteria starts to stare at them, like every other day.

Oikawa rolls his eyes and says to his friend, "Well, I don't know him. Stranger danger is a real thing Makki~"

"Well you could've at least not been dry! What if he was attractive??" Makki exclaims.

"Like I said, I don't even know him! what if he wanted to kidnap me! Iwa-channn," the brunette says while pouting at the end.

"What? don't bring me into this."

"Iwa-channn I could've been kidnapped!"

"I don't care trashykawa."

Oikawa pouts while Makki just laughs, I hate it here.

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hey everyone! just to start, I love rare pairs (most of them at least) and I wanted to write one of Oikuroo so why not?

~ slutforkageyama