Snapchat [Oikuroo]

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churoothetesticles
hEY HEY HEY

grandalienking
hey??

churoothetesticles
OYA OYA ARE YOU THAT GUY KUROO'S BEEN TALKING TO?

grandalienking
yeah i guess, i'm oikawa (: who are you?

churoothetesticles
i'm bokuto, kuroo's best friend :D
he's in the shower and i wanted to introduce myself

grandalienking
haha i get that
wait how do you know that he and i have been talking?

churoothetesticles
oh he talks about you and how pretty you are~ (;

grandalienking
oh? he does?

churoothetesticles
yeah!! i mean i think your pretty too but my akaashi is prettier 💓

grandalienking
usually that would offend me but good for you for being loyal <3
also akaashi you say? the setter from fukurodani?

churoothetesticles
YOU KNOW AKAASHI? :D

grandalienking
ofc we do ✨ all the pretty setters know each other 🥰

churoothetesticles
pretty setters?

grandalienking
you heard nothing 👁👄👁

churoothetesticles
OKAY
OMGKFKDKD I THINK KUROO IS ALMOST OUT
ALSO YOU SHOULD ADD ME ON SC ILL MAKE A GROUPCHAT WITH KUROO (;
@ bokuhooto

grandalienking
oh! alright sure? 

churoothetesticles
ALSO I THINK MY BRO KINDA LIKES YOU (;
HE SAYS UR LIKE THE PRETTIEST PERSON EVER
AND UR PRETTY COOL BYE HES COMING I HAVE TO SLIDE OUT IM GONNA RUN TO MY HIUSE NOW AND DONT FORGET TO ADD BYEEE OIAKSJDBDJ

grandalienking
OH OKAY BYE ?  ur cool too ig? 

churoothetesticles
i'm back princess (;
sorry about him, i hope he didn't say anything bad

grandalienking
haha no he was pretty pleasant to talk to

churoothetesticles
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grandalienking
what?

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grandalienking
sTOP

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grandalienking
i will block you, what is it

churoothetesticles
YOU GAVE UR NAME TO HIM WHEN YGS BARLEY EVEN MET ):
IT TOOK ME LIKE A COUPLE OF DAYS ):

grandalienking
cause i thought you were like a weird 70 year old pedo

churoothetesticles
))): how did you know he wasn't?

grandalienking
i just knew

churoothetesticles
i have to ask you smtggg

grandalienking
i think i already know what you're about to ask smh

churoothetesticles
did you like talking to him more than me 🥺

He seems sad, if what Bokuto told me was true, does he really like me? We've only been talking for a couple weeks or so? (A/N i know it's only chapter 4 but pretend it's been longer than that please)

churootesticles
oh.. i'll take no reply as a yes
i'm sorry i'll leave now

grandalienking
no no sorry i was thinking about something and bokuto wasn't a bad person to talk to, yk you're the only one for me kuro-chan~ 😉

churoothetesticles
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who are you and what have you done to my princess

grandalienking
??? what are you talking about???

churoothetesticles
you were flirty?? my princess doesn't flirt 😕

grandalienking
trust me, i am
anyways you shouldn't get insecure he has a bf and he seems hella loyal
and i have my BOYFRIENDS
jk they're my side hoes 😘😘

churoothetesticles
okay okay and sorry just wanted to know and side hoes? who?

grandalienking
you're good, no need to apologize you didn't do anything wrong okay?
and ofc suga is #1 but daichi was jelly so i guess he could also be #1

churoothetesticles
what the hell daichi agreed to being a "side hoe"??☠️☠️
oya oya which side hoe am i?

grandalienking
idk maybe like my 10th?

churoothetesticles
i should be like #2 who the hell are the rest ):

grandalienking
that, is a secret i'll never tell 🙈
and sorry #2 WAS daichi but now it's iwa-chan
and before you ask i'm not telling you who the rest are

churoothetesticles
i'll make it my mission to be at least top 5 (;

grandalienking
alright, we'll see i guess

churoothetesticles
also
don't forget streaks

grandalienking
ugHh i'm literally too lazy to do them but i still do them anyways 💀
but yeahhh ikik
also i gotta go soon but i'll send em
ill ttyl i'm going out rn <3

churoothetesticles
alright stay safe <3

>grandalienking

Sorry this was a bit short!! but i hope y'all are enjoying so farrr ((:

-slutforkageyama