Ah, we've all been there. You're cleaning out some drawers and you come across that god-forsaken short story you wrote in second grade about how unicorns and dogs teamed up to save the world from an evil pizza guy. You, being curious, picked it up a...
It's time for another episode of Melanie reacts to cringe stories. I'm your host, Melanie, and this week we're having a look at this piece of gold from my third grade writing notebook! What do you think, folks?
*insert crickets*
No one?
I'll... see myself out.
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Once upon a time, there was a sweet bunny who's name was Pepper. One night before bed in her house, Pepper sang her favorite song, "I am Pepper, I am Pepper, and I think bunnies are the best animals ever," she sang very very loud.
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That immediately reminded me of this for some reason 😂
At midnight, when Pepper was asleep, a large fox walked up to her and said, "A delicious rabbit, perfect for my dinner."
Wait question
How did the fox get in her house??
Pepper finally awoke, and to her suprise, she wasn't at her soft, warm house. Just then, Pepper heard the fox on the telephone, he said "I am having a barbicue at my mansion at 4:15 in four hours, we are having rabbit hot dogs, can you come?"
4:15 in the morning?
Ok then
Pepper was in shock, this must be a new recipe she didn't want to try.
Foxy boi:
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Pepper:
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