Hello folks, and welcome back to the inevitable continuation of whatever this is. The other day I was looking through some of my old notebooks and found this abomination of a story I wrote in second grade, so.... here we go?
Warning: The spelling in this story..... oh goodness.
Ahem... *cough cough*
Chapter One: Lilyana
Once apon (upon) a time, there was a young girl named Lilyana. She was a differet (different) kind of person. When other kids would play outside she liked to read and try to chirp talk with birds. The birds were her only friends.
wow so quirky!1!1!She had yellow eyes. She wore glasses. And everyone laughed at her.
So commas don't exist anymore???
And apparently normal eye colors don't either 🤔
She went to Gardaina Elametry
No comment.
Gardaina Elametry school. Her teacher was named Ms. Cole. She yose (?) kind ations (actions) around others. Also, she was very smart.
YOU ARE READING
What the Heck Was I Thinking?
HumorAh, we've all been there. You're cleaning out some drawers and you come across that god-forsaken short story you wrote in second grade about how unicorns and dogs teamed up to save the world from an evil pizza guy. You, being curious, picked it up a...