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Renjun📒: Hey Chenle, can I have my coat back? It's fucking freezing out here
Kun♠️: Language.
Renjun📒: Korean.
Taeil👾: This is why I gave up on parenting the dreamies
Haechan🔅: You are welcome Gramps
Taeyong😴: Renjun, why are you texting the group chat when you can just ask Chenle?
Jeno🎲: Because Chenle and Jisung aren't walking with us
Doyoung🐰: WHAT
Jisung🐣: THIS IS WHY CHENLE IS MY FAVORITE
Jaemin💝: THIS IS WHY THERE IS NO USE IN RASING KIDS
Jisung🐣: IM NOT YOUR CHILD
Yuta🧶: YES YOU ARE OUR CHILD
Taeyong😴: STOP YELLING!
Jaehyun🥛: Isn't it counterintuitive to yell "stop yelling"?
Taeyong😴: Everything about this group is counterintuitive
Jaehyun🥛: I- ... Proceed.
Taeil👾: Chenle, Jisung, where are you and why is that not here?
Jisung🐣: Technically we are "here" since said word is a relative term to the subject that is using it
XiaoJun🐯: Wtf is this kid on?
Hendery🐚: it's called having braincells
Yangyang🌏: Must be on a hella trip ✊😔
Kun♠️: I- ... Chenle where are you?
Chenle🐬: WeareatthestoregettingagiftforTen'ssister
Jisung🐣: I TRUSTED YOU
Chenle🐬: IM SORRY
Jungwoo🥺: THATS SO WHOLESOME. I TAUGHT YOU WELL!!
Jisung🐣: I can finally die peacefully
Chenle🐬: same
Taeyong😴: Alright, just hurry up
Chenle🐬: But we don't know what to get her!
Ten🦋: A board game
Johnny💚: maybe a set of Uno cards?
Ten🦋: JOHNNY NO
Johnny💚: YOU'RE RIGHT I'VE SAID TOO MUCH
Lucas📣: cbdbsjekenfb
Winwin🏆: ??
Lucas📣: Sorry I just ran into a wall
Ten🦋: I- ... Chensung, just get her a board game
Jisung🐣: But not Uno!
Chenle🐬: Got it!
Kun♠️: Lucas you have a giant bruise on your cheek! Are you sure you're ok??
Mark🍉: He says that he's fine just a bit dizzy
Yuta🧶: Mark where have you been?
Mark🍉: Wdym? I was walking with you guys
Haechan🔅: He means on the group chat. You're usually the most active
Lucas📣: He is still slaty about being disowned by JohnTen
Mark🍉: Weren't you busy running into walls?
Chenle🐬: We are back with the gift!
Yuta🧶: Finally time to eat!
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