A/n: Confessions + chaotic reacts will probably take place over 2 or 3 chapter since there are a lot lmao.
The guys don't see into the parentheses, that's for reader convenience
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Taeyong😴: One time I drank a bottle of cologne thinking it was whiskey (Lucas)
Mark🍉: TAEYONG
Rosa🌹: WHAT?!
Johnny💚: they are already finishing each other's sentences
Ten🦋: omg idk if I hate that or not
Taeyong😴: That was the first confession, not me! Do you guys think I would do something so stupid?? Smh
Haechan🔅: Pfffft tbh it sounds like something Lucas would do
XiaoJun🐯: I have to agree
Lucas📣: I dOnT KnOw WhAt YoU aRE TAlKiNg AboUt
Taeyong😴: Moving on
Taeyong😴: I saw a cockroach in the bathroom and, by reflex, I threw Jaehyun's hair dryer at it (Yuta)
Jaehyun🥛: SO THATS HOW IT BROKE? WHO BROKE IT???
Yuta🧶: Tbh I would have done the same thing
Jaehyun🥛: But my hair dryer
Yuta🧶: Would you rather have wet hair or a big ugly roach in the bathroom?
Jaehyun🥛: Wet hair ig
Yuta🧶: That's what I thought Jeffery. Next!
Taeyong😴: remember Johnny's cashmere sweater? I accidentally set it on fire so to cover my tracks I threw it out (Haechan)
Johnny💚: WHAT
Ten🦋: Mans is fuming
Jaehyun🥛: I'm suddenly scared
Mark🍉: Same here
Johnny💚: Who?
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Renjun📒: it was Haechan
Haechan🔅: YOU SNAKE
Renjun📒: I SAID THROW ME ALREADY
Kun♠️: I... wow
Hendery🐚: 😐😑😐
Johnny💚: Sleep with one eye open Donghyuk.
Haechan🔅: ʰᵉˡᵖ
Johnny💚: next one
Taeyong😴: Few months back I purchased a ferry ticket to Japan and made it there. I wanted to escape this hell, however, as soon as I landed, I realized that I would get the poor manager in trouble so I came back (Doyoung)
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