Ramen Stories

RAMEN STORY PART 1!!!

The ramen was sitting at teh top of table. 

The dumb Ramen is looked yummy.

 Angie and Candi went to the store to buy more flovors of Ramen. 

Angie picked out the tofu flovor of ramen and Candi picked out the Window Cleaner flovor of ramen. 

The Idiot (Angie) decided it was a good idea to jump off the roof.

 But before dey did that angie ate the window clener ramen. 

AND CANDI WAS VERY ANGRRRRYYYYY BECCCKAAAASSSSE DAT WAS HER RAMEN FLOVOR!!!!

Angie died before she could jump b/c Candi shot her. 

NO SHE DID NOT!!!! >:(

 Candi said "Moi work here is *OOF*ing done."

 BUT THEN. *PLOT TWIST* 

ANGIE HAD BOYFRIEND TO CATCH HER AND LICK HER WOUNDS. 

BUT IT WAS ACCUALLY ACCEBER!!!!

 ACCEBER IS CEATING ON CANDI.

 AND MY MOM HAPPENDS TO BE UR MOM *OMG PLOT TWIST* (I was talking to my sister ;-;)

AND THEN CANDI JUMP OUT OF PLANE AND WENT TO MEME LAND WIF ANGIE. 

 THEN DERKSLURP SHOWED UP AND SLURPED HIS SLUSHIES. AND FED THEM RAMEN. 

AND IT WASN'T ANYY RAMEN IT WAS THE WINDOW CLEANER RAMEN.

 Then Bear gurl started sipping on tea AKA window cleaner in a tea cup. 

Then Everyone started siping on drain cleaner and died. (EVEN THO THEY WERE ALREADY DED)

^^ Heathers reference